Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

And thus the SpoonyBum visual was finally born.

[Guest]

Lies. Him shaving would mean him putting effort into something. It's bs I tells ya!

[Old Black Man]

SPOONY CAN``T SHAVE

If only he’d nicked a carotid deep enough. Sounds like he has the alcohol shakes.

[Guest]

SPOONY CAN``T SHAVE

I can't believe how pathetic he is. He's literally regressing into an edgy 14-year-old.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I tried shaving today. I failed.

Thanks, Spoopy. Thanks for sharing this gem with us. The only question is, why would he want to shave? Is something going to force him to leave his house, so he has to try to look presentable? Is he finally going to be forced into a trial for his crimes against common decency?

[Guest]

Keep the beard, Spoony. Be like Norwegian Viking God, surronded by endless snowbanks.

[Complicity]

SPOONY CAN``T SHAVE

Wouldn't you like if Lord Spoony had written that message exclusively for you?
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Keep the beard, Spoony. Be a hood rat, and suck dicks at your local library.

[Guest]

Bearded Spoony be like

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can't believe that his spindly noodle arms can apply enough pressure to cause cuts. His razor must've used some kind of virbo-blade.

[Guest]

Evil ghosts in his house tampered with razor.