Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I don't see any cop impaled by those icicles.

Spoony drags their dead bodies in his basement. For shady rituals.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Not bad. That's the reality for his tranny squad on twitter, that's exactly how they imagine his struggles, minus the flags with cunty messages, otherwise, this is probably what gives Piss Ogre the "violent nightmares" about Spoonyone, where he ends up impaled on an icicle of the size of a full grown tree like an enemy of Vlad the Impaler.

Spoony drags their dead bodies in his basement. For shady rituals.

He drags his legs, that's all he's capable of...

[Guest]

Spoony needs a lot more of souls and flesh to restore his lifeforce (drained by Lupa, ofc)

[Angelfire Memes]

I don't see any cop impaled by those icicles.

Spoony drags their dead bodies in his basement. For shady rituals.

Spoony can't drag himself out of bed most days. He has a fainting condition, do you want his heart to explode?!

[Newhalf]

In his own way, he is actually working harder than he has in years.
With orange man gone, he has to come up with new excuses to why his life is completely in shambles.
Sure, he lucked out now with the couple inches of snow, but when that's gone, he might have to think about something new!?
Possibly then he can pull out the old "heat wave" card since, sun is melting the snow..

[Kugelfisch]

I'm sure it will be plausible to his retard followers for a guy from Arizona to complain about snow-melting temperatures.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The snow around my house melted and now it's water everywhere! My week is ruined! Everything is a failure!

[Guest]

7.8/10, too much water

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This one inspired me to make a more season-neutral hommage:

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It's extra funny because I just shopped him into the cover of a D&D clone.

[Guest]

Poor Spoony Bard. All he wanted to be was whatever Matt Mercer and he ended up being a Toilet Pizza.