Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/spoonyone

Obviously the earnings are inaccurate as fuck, as they have always been on socialblade. But the view count should be accurate, no?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Am I the only one nostalgic for 2008-era reviews? Just a guy with a shitty mic talking over gameplay footage yet it's so much better than all the slick shit with cutaway gags everyone does today. Channel Awesome ruined everything.

Fucker, I'm nostalgic for 2003-era reviews.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He has to have some savings, obviously. Other than that, only Satan knows...

Just like with any internet nobody, they whine about how poor they are no matter what. Even the obviously rich ones like Pedro like to cry nonstop about having no money. Then they go and buy cardboard McMansions (you know they don't know what to do with money when they start buying multiple houses).

[BenComicGraphics]

He has to have some savings, obviously. Other than that, only Satan knows...

Just like with any internet nobody, they whine about how poor they are no matter what. Even the obviously rich ones like Pedro like to cry nonstop about having no money. Then they go and buy cardboard McMansions (you know they don't know what to do with money when they start buying multiple houses).

he does have someone willing to drive an hour to shovel his driveway....

[Guest]

He has to have some savings, obviously. Other than that, only Satan knows...

Just like with any internet nobody, they whine about how poor they are no matter what. Even the obviously rich ones like Pedro like to cry nonstop about having no money. Then they go and buy cardboard McMansions (you know they don't know what to do with money when they start buying multiple houses).

he does have someone willing to drive an hour to shovel his driveway....

2 hours 13 minutes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm surprised Burgers are even allowed to drive that far in these dark times.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm surprised Burgers are even allowed to drive that far in these dark times.

What better cure against Dark Times than reactivating Spoonster?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This spring...
The Spoony One returns
To face is greatest threat yet:
COVID.

[Guest]

An old tweet, but damn she must be costing her county (province?) a fortune if she runs to the doctor every time she gets a headache. I wouldn't be surprised if she uses an ambulance as a private taxi.

[Liar Revealed]

An old tweet, but damn she must be costing her county (province?) a fortune if she runs to the doctor every time she gets a headache.

This is why free healthcare is a bad idea. So many people abuse the system like this. Meanwhile, there's actual sick people that have to wait days/weeks/months to see a doctor because the Rachels of the world are hogging all the slots.