Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

> Im trapped in my house and can barely get out of bed. Things like picking up a shovel cause me to faint.
> ROAAAR don't antagonize me! You don't know what could happen!

Hmmm...

[MegaNigger]

I shall try to distract my brain from the unbearing hunger by rewatching Spoony's SWAT IV saga.

Just one fellow rapist doing the other a favour. Why else would that faggot have to pretend he's a woman?

"Pretend" is a pretty strong word in this context.

He was so bad at SWAT 4. You wanna talk about a game with odd AI then he should've played Ghost Recon 2. You could try to stealth a mission and the second you'd kill an enemy the entire map came for you.

[Guest]

Seriously, he needs to get someone to take care of his dog, call 911, and get himself checked into a mental hospital.

[RedLine]

No one could get through the snow and tactical icicles.

[wulfenlord]

Seriously, this fucker with the same "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" rethorics for several years now, it's a fucking travesty.

Still waiting for Rachel to be literally shaking, but I guess her hourly prayer is not yet due.

[Le Redditeur]

> Im trapped in my house and can barely get out of bed. Things like picking up a shovel cause me to faint.
> ROAAAR don't antagonize me! You don't know what could happen!

Hmmm...

He may be hinting at getting pushed to commit suicide, which may scare some people from antagonizing him, but of course we know better: Noah will never kill himself voluntarily.

[Guest]

Oh wow what a fag.

Can someone please tweet to him that not letting your dog out of the house (let alone walking it 3-4 times a day) is fucking animal abuse. Cause it is!

[oldbones]

This loser is the biggest loser that has ever losered. If he wasn't such an asshole you would imagine one of his neighbors would have helped him with the snow. They likely think the house is abandoned. How could a human live there? The answer is a human doesn't live there. Spoony is transforming into a gollum-like creature.

When he did have money you would have thought this lazy fuck with a "heart condition" would have invested $200 in a good snowblower. Instead he let april shovel the snow because why not? He's a lazy fuck and uses any excuse to not do work of any kind. Also an often overlooked thing is noah is a cheap motherfucker who won't pay for important things but will spend $1000 on a stupid prop for a video (when he still did videos). Once april left and his money dried up he can't even pay local kids to shovel for him.

Yet he still keeps tweeting. Giving updates of his pathetic existence. Why? What is the point of tweeting these livejournal updates? He only attracts the haters and shuns any of the dwindling number of fans left who for some reason still show concern for him. He is incapable of stopping.

[RedLine]

Oreo iz ah gud puppeh. She wud nvr BETRAY! daddeh lik bad mommeh ded. She iz sad lik daddeh and no lik sno sew she dont eat or go placez 2.

[Kugelfisch]

Fainting condition‽ Try "being a malnourished faggot that hasn't done anything physical for years", idiot! Being weak was a choice he made, not some condition that he caught.