Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Supposedly Spoony can out Matei Mike in the schlong department, which explains why the girl from Detective Pokeman is still after him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

To the CA gang, Spoony is like that one relative nobody wants to bring up during family gatherings 'cause it'll just ruin the mood for everyone.

That's also the deal with his actual family

Like pottery.
I bet he has nephews by now that don't even know he exists. I hope Miles doesn't do that, though, or else they will be in for a rude awakening.

"Daddy, why is there a smelly homeless person sleeping on our couch?"

What’s up with 2000s internet people like Spoony and Chris-Chan and having super messy homes?

Chris-chan is a narc autist who was never taught to compensate. Spoony is a narc who, despite his aspirations of stardom - never learned to grow up and take responsibility.
Funny how little of a gap there is between the two.

[Guest]

Question: I need to know more about the hog. I know she's Spoony's stalker and shit, but other than some weird really creepy restraining order level tweets, I can't get much and I need more. Anyone got a rough timeline with highlights>

> prolific fan fiction writer
> attracted like a moth to Channel Awesome autism
> creates YouTube channel, makes a tribute video to Spoony, announces she will herself "review video game music"
> never reviews video game music
> meets Spoony at a convention
> takes photograph
> hangs it on her wall with others as a shrine
> claims to have been an alcoholic
> cut off her mother after her mother told her it was unhealthy to devote her whole life to Spoony
> lives in a halfway-house type situation from an organization that mainly helps female ex-prisoners
> complains constantly about her "roommates"
> it's unclear if these people exist or are mere "headmates"
> goes to sleep every night watching Spoony videos
> often has extremely violent nightmares about him being murdered
> tags @TheSpoonyOne when recounting them
> collects welfare for being 200 pounds overweight
> blows her money on junk jewelry and toys and then posts about going hungry

Noah has replied to her less than 10 times in a decade. One of them prompted this:

Please be careful opening thisShow

And another prompted this:

Really you shouldn't open this one at allShow

[Kugelfisch]

Guestposting was a success.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

> creates YouTube channel, makes a tribute video to Spoony, announces she will herself "review video game music"
> never reviews video game music

I was beginning to wonder why the url/name of her blog has absolutely nothing to do with anything regarding her.

> complains constantly about her "roommates"

Except for the ex-roommate that got kicked out. She can do no wrong, even though she's alcoholic I think.

> often has extremely violent nightmares about him being murdered

Correction: She likes mentioning "Extremely violent nightmares about @TheSpoonyOne", but I don't think she's ever elaborated on what she means by that. They might also be about her turning him into a skinsuit.

Noah has replied to her less than 10 times in a decade.

And those 4-5 times he was actually not mean to her must've been the happiest moments in her life. I don't think I could ever hope to feel the same kind of euphoria unless my waifu became real.

[Guest]

To the CA gang, Spoony is like that one relative nobody wants to bring up during family gatherings 'cause it'll just ruin the mood for everyone.

That's also the deal with his actual family

Like pottery.
I bet he has nephews by now that don't even know he exists. I hope Miles doesn't do that, though, or else they will be in for a rude awakening.

"Daddy, why is there a smelly homeless person sleeping on our couch?"

What’s up with 2000s internet people like Spoony and Chris-Chan and having super messy homes?

Chris-chan is a narc autist who was never taught to compensate. Spoony is a narc who, despite his aspirations of stardom - never learned to grow up and take responsibility.
Funny how little of a gap there is between the two.

At this point, Spoony and Chris-Chan are pretty much at the same level.
Only difference I can see is Chris-Chan at least did more in the past five years.
And won't kill himself.
Herself?
Sonichuself??

[Kugelfisch]

Hey now, that's not fair. Chris's mom still talks to her son.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Though I think his mom will croak sooner than Spoony's

And won't kill himself.
Herself?
Sonichuself??

Goddessself / deityself. He's a CPU Goddess from Neptunia, remember?

[Guest]

I don’t know dude, the last I heard he said Sonichu runs the body now and Chris is in another dimension.
And then I asked someone does that mean Chrischu goes by he/him since the brain is now Sonichu who is male.
And they told me I’m being offensive but I really wanted to know.

Oh and another thing, at least Chris goes outside. To court and to be a nuisance, but at least Chris goes outside.

[Angelfire Memes]

tfw shitlords misgender Christine on DHI

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