Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Concerned Cortez also tried it a few months ago, but he quickly gave up.

Oh, Liquid had Assblasted Alejandro eating out of his hand for a little while. But, sadly, Liquid didnt' do anything to seal the deal.

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Question: I need to know more about the hog. I know she's Spoony's stalker and shit, but other than some weird really creepy restraining order level tweets, I can't get much and I need more. Anyone got a rough timeline with highlights>

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Oof, you'd really need to check out her blog posts from years ago, in which she wrote open letter to him, pretty much professing her undying love to him.
They are somewhere in this thread but fuck me sideways if I'm gonna attempt to find them. Maybe search for keywords?

Other than that, try looking for posts that say "hog watch".

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Question: I need to know more about the hog. I know she's Spoony's stalker and shit, but other than some weird really creepy restraining order level tweets, I can't get much and I need more. Anyone got a rough timeline with highlights>

There's honestly not much more to it. She's just fully obsessed and has been for a decade. Claims to be an alcoholic (I doubt this is true though) and has admitted to hitting on him at a convention once. The obsessive tweeting only started once April left which is telling. There's really not much interesting about her, she's just been doing the same shit every day for months now.

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Question: I need to know more about the hog. I know she's Spoony's stalker and shit, but other than some weird really creepy restraining order level tweets, I can't get much and I need more. Anyone got a rough timeline with highlights>

There's honestly not much more to it. She's just fully obsessed and has been for a decade. Claims to be an alcoholic (I doubt this is true though) and has admitted to hitting on him at a convention once. The obsessive tweeting only started once April left which is telling. There's really not much interesting about her, she's just been doing the same shit every day for months now.

So she's like Viga, but Noah is too lazy to even commit to a burger?

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Her obsessive blog: https://amusicianwriterslife.blogspot.com/2021/

[rabidtictac]

Using hog watch as a search term here should work well.

The best part of the story is her mom wants her to come back home, but hog refuses because mom's primary condition for moving back is hog give up her spoony stalking.

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Her obsessive blog: https://amusicianwriterslife.blogspot.com/2021/

Quoting Linkin Park. Already off to a great start. The comments are ruthless.

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The warthog has never known love. Spoony just needs to give her a pity fuck already. Blast a load of jizz onto that damn cancerous mole.

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As if he had an errection in the last five plus years. He couldn't even get a half chub after orange man gone and you expect him to get fired up for a fan? As in the kind of person he hates with a burning passion and resents the most?
Not a chance. I'll sooner get to win the lottery and brofist Himmler on a Cuban beach with a Painkiller in the other hand than her getting the dicking of her restless dreams in her piss-soaked bedsheets.