Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This one?!

What a glorious saga we're having right now. The only thing that sucks is that Auli can't be here to witness it.
And this joyous occasion screams for an old vice of mine:

Vocashit songs for Rachel (and to a lesser extent Cuckson)Show

(I picked a cover for the latter one since it has extra beetus)

Meanwhile I'm all

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How long until he's back, sperging about wrasslin like nothing ever happened?
2 weeks? One?

2 sounds more likely, but I wouldn't put it past him to return sooner.
He'll just continue to shitpost as if nothing ever happened, just like his abused fanbse will forget this little "event".

Oh if this ends with Spoony killing himself, I would be elated and so excited to see the videos from the other CA people saying "He was a good guy, even if in the past I've expressed disgust or contempt towards him."
Oh it'll be so much fun.

"He was one of my best friends (even though I spent the last 8 years pretending that he doesn't exist)."

[Guest]

The only CA person I've seen reply to him that I remember is that marzipan or whatever. With the long arms.
It was just a short like "Bye thanks for the help" tweet.
How likely do you think Doge would make a tribute?
Oh I'm so excited for Spoony to finally kill himself!
It's like watching a show for years and it's finally reaching it's conclusion.

[Liar Revealed]

I'm really surprised all these people showed up to say their "goodbyes" to Spoony. He usually has very low engagement.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm going to be bold and say that he's gonna be back in a day. If not, then I will be disappointed and that's what I've come to expect from the great one.

[Le Redditeur]

I'm going to be bold and say that he's gonna be back in a day. If not, then I will be disappointed and that's what I've come to expect from the great one.

Rule #1: Spoony never disappoints to disappoint.

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The only CA person I've seen reply to him that I remember is that marzipan or whatever. With the long arms.
It was just a short like "Bye thanks for the help" tweet.
How likely do you think Doge would make a tribute?
Oh I'm so excited for Spoony to finally kill himself!
It's like watching a show for years and it's finally reaching it's conclusion.

To be fair, I think Doge genuinely had a fondness for Noah, at least at the beginning.

[Guest]

Spoony probably made more money than 95% of CA schmucks. Maybe, on same level as Doge.

[Angelfire Memes]

This one?!

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[Guest]

So what exactly has changed? All these things have been evident for many years now. Trump was his last excuse. He moved from red Arizona to blue Illinois (after he left Arizona it, of course, turned blue). He had a decent amount of money coming in for doing almost nothing (until he did actually nothing). He had a house (until he stopped "working"). He had a girlfriend (until she fucked off). He got his savior Biden and the dems in power in both the house and senate. There is a lesson here. No matter what happens in the end Spoony is still Spoony.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can only assume that his loyal minions haven given him as much attention as he was craving that day, so he decided to pull all the stops with his emotional manipulation.