Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:42 am

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He'll probably go out the old-fashioned way: By flinging himself into the Thames during a foggy night (aka any night).
He'll go out by a brick to the skull when he peeps on the wrong skinhead's kids.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by mad bum » Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:36 am

What he and the rest of these fucks need to realize is his channel will NEVER be picked up. He needs to essentially start over and play the youtube game in order to get a audience. Basically long videos with question mark titles.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:58 am

Yeah, that channel is burned. It is too old with way too little engagement. He'd need one or two viral videos but that's not going to happen, especially not by talking about an all digital film fest in bongland.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:24 am

A digital film festival which btw no one on YT gave even a single fuck about. Any and all videos related to it have abysmal views.
He may have as well made a video about watching paint dry.
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He needs to essentially start over and play the youtube game in order to get a audience.
But then he would have to make videos he potentially doesn't like doing.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:32 am

Does anyone care about a single film festival other than Cannes? Even that doesn't have a true mass appeal but if you cover any of them pick the popular one.

It's even fucking digital! It's not like he covered it because it was the one he could afford a bus ticket to go to.
Fuck man, cover past festivals or something instead. Maybe a list of the best festival exclusive movies or something to that tune. You know, stuff that could actually interest someone.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 11, 2021 2:52 pm

Who gives a shit about festival movies anyway? At least review something consoomers actually care about, dude.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:51 pm

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Who gives a shit about festival movies anyway? At least review something consoomers actually care about, dude.
It's fine to review festival movies, but it's an issue if its the only thing you make videos on for months like Mathew. He knew it had low views with him going I'm going to retweet this until it gets enough views to justify making it. He should of making video essays as it's the big trend for reviewing but he hasn't and he hasn't done any more Bad Movie Beatdown for years. He wonders why he hasn't gone anywhere. It's as if Brad only did Midnight Screenings and wondered why people want Cinema Snob and not just Midnight Screenings.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:32 pm

INs never change for the better. They only switch to a shittier format that requires even less effort from them than before, justified with flimsy nonsense about their "artistic vision".
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:55 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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INs never change for the better. They only switch to a shittier format that requires even less effort from them than before, justified with flimsy nonsense about their "artistic vision".
There has to be an IN that got better over time, right? With Mathew, I don't really dislike him but the issue is he complains so much and yet never does anything to make his situation better. All he did to change was start a podcast and only do it once every few months. He couldn't get a podcast right: the way to do a podcast is to have a regular schedule like twice a week, once a week, or even once every two weeks. He just keeps doing projector even when Guru Larry told him make more Bad Movie Beatdown ahd he just ignored it because he wants to be a serious critic that's on rotten tomatoes. If it was something to supplement his main show like Brad does with Midnight Screenings, it would be fine. The issue is it's the only thing he does besides an occasional podcast or reupload of Bad Movie Beatdown.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Thu Feb 11, 2021 7:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:55 pm
There has to be an IN that got better over time, right?
where do you think we are?
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Oh there will be fucker for sure.

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