Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Afraid of cops on a health check? His brother is a cop. He should know they don't go all SWAT for such calls.

What is there to listen to anyway? Hear him repeat the same "I am not well and will never be well again" bullshit for the ten thousandth time and just acknowledging it?

Aurora wasn't hit by a massive blizzard, so those icicles can't be longer than a hand wide or dangerous.
Christ is he unhinged.

[Guest]

Who the fuck is @UniquelyDefined? He`s directly attacking another Spoony`s sycophants, even Jackson.

[Angelfire Memes]

Who the fuck is @UniquelyDefined? He`s directly attacking another Spoony`s sycophants, even Jackson.

It's that simp Emir isn't it? Full on Spoony cultist.

[Guest]

holy shit

[Kugelfisch]

Heh, the Dremel.

[Angelfire Memes]

The lack of a tree branch means I have to grade it 9 keks out of 10, otherwise good find guestfag.

[Guest]

Who has it worse guys? Noah or Rachel?

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[Guest]

My mind... SCREAMS

Did Liquid hijack his account?

[Kugelfisch]

Mystery fucking illness! I swear those two deserve each other.
Bitch is 6 foot something it looks like and massively overweight. No shit you buckle. Had a customer like that. Tall and massive motherfucker. 6 foot 5, easily 400 pounds. By fifty he went on crutches and as a dude he had more natural muscle mass than a woman does. She is plain and simply crippling herself with her weight.
The "mystery illness" is just gravity.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm currently picturing this recent Rachel-Spoony-Icicle drama like a scripted reality show (aka daily soap filmed in super cheap).
Spoony looking in desparation out of his window, the pristine snow tantamount to a field of monster spider webs.
Rachel pacing back and forth in her room (for a few second, at least), getting more and more hysteric with each jolt of pain from her knees and hips.
All the while, the camera keeps cutting back to the icicles, glistening in the sun like fangs of a beast.

Who has it worse guys? Noah or Rachel?

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"You didn't have to reply."

No shit, Sherlock.

The idea of two cops being killed by fucking icicles hasn't been mocked enough on this thread. Like, an icicle? Like in fucking Zelda? How big are these icicles anyway?

I picture another multi-tweet rant wherein he explains how those icicles are hardcore and can slice you in two.

poor jackson...

Is it finally happening?!

The "mystery illness" is just gravity.

We're talking about an autist who, until recently, has apparently never realized that she also has physical health problems other than arthritis