Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hi Miles! Rapeculture from Dead Horse Interchange here. You know, someone called Lauren DM'd to parody Spoony profile on Twitter and gave him a job offer. This seems like highly promising opportunity for your loser brother and maybe you could direct this to him, we all would love to see him get employed. Btw, nice work icing that spic. Aces! It's OK to be White!

>tfw your brother is such a lazy failure that his parody has to find jobs for him

The hog can't count it seems

I guess that's what is written in the manual of that shitty, totally licensed mulan merch.
Such smartness

Maybe she went to the same school of empty motivator speeches as Cuckson.

[Guestfag]

Maybe she went to the same school of empty motivator speeches as Cuckson.

Cuckson is Ogre.
Now that would be awesome. Anyway, what happened to that cuck?

I like how even fake spoony can get a real job and do something by doing nothing. Unlike original, it even fails at that

[Kugelfisch]

Cuckson only shows up to mod his streams. Not even he can be bothered to play emotional support side character anymore.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He has moved on with his life, at last

[Guest]

And there would suddenly be vlogs again.

About shooting criminal scum and someone hanging on the noose in the background?

Spoony, Spoony, can`t you see?
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees...

[Some Sick Fuck]

The hog can't count it seems

Sounds like an advice you write on Happy Meal...

[Complicity]

Husband is still Active Navy, kids are rapidly becoming teenagers, you had a breakup

She wants a little affair with Spoony.

And instead of going after the local Tyrone, she goes after this?

It's a Kiwi trying to get Spoony nudez for the forum. No sane woman with a job and a life would risk getting anywhere near such a loser. He's not even mildly attractive.

This, like i said.

Liquid, just ask for poon.
If she's legit, she will tell Sporky to fuck off.
If it's a kiwifag, it will be DSP Escort SaGa 2.0

[Guest]

And instead of going after the local Tyrone, she goes after this?

Maybe, she had a crush on him in High School. One spark is enough to reignite feelings.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

One look at his Current Year self will crush that crush, once and for all.

(And what sane person would still crush over someone he hasn't seen in decades?)

[Guest]

I still expect the tweet where she is like "fuck you mom, I'm an aspiring professional wrestler/personal trainer"