Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I think I ahould also ask her where does she want me to move to. Arizona?

I have found some possible linkedin accounts but I cannot see them, since i am not going to login with my actual linkedin and check them out

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lauren-maynard-4a502669

[Kugelfisch]

I don't really know what she could say that was interesting.

[Guest]

Ok, whatever, I am sending her this, since you have no suggestions:

Oh, cyber security engineer? Jeez, are you working for the gov or something? Well, things are BAD here.. Trump may have left the office, but things are REALLY bad still.
I haven't done anything "compsci" related since 2007, let alone use Linux. You think I can still qualify for any of the positions?
And what have you read about me?.. You should have read that I am moving back to AZ anyway... Where would I have to move?

[rabidtictac]

here we go, drug/drinks binge again

She hasn't figured out that, being a bottom-feeder herself, she naturally winds up with bottom-feeder trash roommates.

If she moved back in with her mom, she wouldn't have this problem. All she would have to do is watch antiques roadshow instead of masturbating to her spoony shrine.

[rabidtictac]

I don't really know what she could say that was interesting.

Seems like gay ops and a lot of effort to go to for no payoff.

[Guest]

Nudes are always a payoff.

[Moe Bitches]

I'll pay her not to take nudes.

[Guest]

HQ nudes of Shoe are on motherless.

[Le Redditeur]

I don't really know what she could say that was interesting.

Seems like gay ops and a lot of effort to go to for no payoff.

I don't this could be constructed as gayops, since it was this Lauren bitch who decided to spill her beans to Liquid. Who knows, she may want to reminisce about high school a little, and Liquid could even play it as some some sort of alcohol and depression induced amnesia to get something. Maybe some embarrassing tales of the Spooky Bard from the time able was just a gay dork instead of the gay useless sack of shit he is today.

[Complicity]

HQ nudes of Shoe are on motherless.

We don't care, Boxxy.

I don't really know what she could say that was interesting.

Seems like gay ops and a lot of effort to go to for no payoff.

Are we sure that this Lauren reaching out isn't a gay op itself, from someone dumb enough to fall for Liquid?
Why would a computer engineer all of a sudden remember the unlikable, ugly dork playing Dungeons & Dildos in the losers' club, AND go out of her way to offer that worthless sack of shit a job without supposedly even knowing his situation?