Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

What he has ever done become more Lawful and Good, I will most likely never understand.

Taking away and scamming troons is NOT a good thing?

It would be marvelous, but remember that these troons are all mooching from welfare. So Spoony is actually stealing from government programs that should have been helping people who actually need it.

[Guest]

It would be marvelous, but remember that these troons are all mooching from welfare. So Spoony is actually stealing from government programs that should have been helping people who actually need it.

And government money is stolen through taxes. So it's stealing stolen money which logically is a good thing.

[Old Black Man]

*flops onto his throne of pain*
You know, my trusty jesters... today I thought of filming [thing]
[The audience gasps; prayer beads rustling]
But then my hand hovered over the camera, unable to switch it on. I find myself trapped in my own body, several hours have passed with me staring blankly at the screen. I am worthless:

ALL HAIL SPOONY! TAKE YOUR TIME! THINKING ABOUT WORK IS PRODUCTIVE! YOU ARE LOVED! YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS!

As the cacophony of two dozen tranny enablers turns into a droning mantra, Primarch Spoonius sinks back into a drunken haze, neither alive, nor dead.

Throne of Pain, coming this year to HBO. Follow the adventures of the Greasy King as he battles the dark times with his loyal subjects Emir the Troon Slayer and The Boar, all while lamenting the loss of his lady love Orcril and his royal protector Sir Cuckson.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony of One, the Breaker of Promises, Lord of Tekken, First - and Last - of His Name.

What he has ever done become more Lawful and Good, I will most likely never understand.

Taking away and scamming troons is NOT a good thing?

Only if it involves Smite Retard.

You could have just posted two guys sucking each other off for how gay all that sounds.

D&D in a nutshell.

[Kugelfisch]

So it's stealing stolen money which logically is a good thing.

No, it isn't. Returning it to the rightful owner is. Subsidizing the life of passively and actively harmful people that any just society would cull is not.

[wulfenlord]

Hogwatch Breaking:

So another piece of Rachel's lore-puzzle clicks into place. Her friend in Guelph is akshully her other former roommate that has been kicked out by the landlord.

How very Mother Therese of her, her own fear of having an alcoholic episode again keeping her from having a place to live. Allthewhile condemning the alleged bingedrinking of her other other roommate

This could very well be the reason she ran waddled back home after New Year's, because Ex-roommate laying in her vomit gave her PTSD.

Oh, also

*knees buckling*

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

One of these days, she really ought to give us more detail on her "violent nightmares about @TheSpoonyOne". They sound kinky.

Also love how she mentions this and her near-accident with the same breath as "going to the doctor" and "being an adult".

So another piece of Rachel's lore-puzzle clicks into place. Her friend in Guelph is akshully her other former roommate that has been kicked out by the landlord.

"That bitch of a landlord", please.
And this checks out if you ask me. She doesn't come across as someone with many IRL "friends".

[Guest]

I bet she can walk down stairs just fine when no-one's around. As soon as she has a witness, she starts buckling and toppling over.

Aside from that, what's so bad about her day? The doctor running 30 minutes late isn't unusual or noteworthy.

[Guest]

The doctor running 30 minutes late isn't unusual or noteworthy.

You don't get it, SHE WAITED 30 WHOLE MINUTES, SHE SUFFERED!

Also, I really had hoped she read the comments under her blogpost https://amusicianwriterslife.blogspot.c ... -with.html but apparently she pays as much attention to the shit she writes as anyone else, I guess.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Note how she uses twitter: She's shouting into the void, but she has only ears for Spoony.
I think she visits her blog only for long enough to punch hin her creepy thoughts. Any more interaction, and she'd have disabled comments and/or make vague tweets about "daily harassment".