Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:08 pm

It's so patchy, even his beard is balding.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:01 pm

oldbones wrote:
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When you think this hobgoblin can't look any uglier he finds a way. I think once he gets facial piercings and dyes his "hair" he will complete the I Can't Look Uglier Than This package.
Have to agree. He looks like shit - even more like a sex offender. At first, I thought it was some app that adds you beard. Why does he look so weird with it?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:55 pm

The lower half of his head screams Crazy Hobo, while the upper half reeks of British arrogance.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:03 pm

RedLine wrote:
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Maybe he should get a fucking job instead of living with his mom and taking Twitter pictures.
In the current job market he has no chance. Unqualified work is near impossible to find as is and a fuckwit that hasn't worked a day since school can't even get a job flipping burgers.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by RedLine » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:34 pm

That's gay for Europe then. Anyone should be able to get a job cleaning hamster cages or scrubbing toilets.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:46 pm

RedLine wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:34 pm
That's gay for Europe then. Anyone should be able to get a job cleaning hamster cages or scrubbing toilets.
Anybody can. But there's a lot of anybodies.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:48 pm

And a good chunk of them doesn't run crying to twitter at the slightest case of hurt feelings.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:19 pm

RedLine wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:34 pm
That's gay for Europe then. Anyone should be able to get a job cleaning hamster cages or scrubbing toilets.
Many stores are flat out closed, restaurants closed, many companies went bankrupt. If you're looking for a toilet cleaner you'll have 50 people lined up for it and every single one of the is more qualified than a 30yr old, balding nonce that lives with mommy and hasn't even had a summer job.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:45 am

Reminder that even though Film Brain wholeheartedly supported CTC, his Youtube banner is a still from To Boldly Flee

EDIT: he comes with a beard now
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 02, 2021 1:30 pm

He does look slightly more masculine. If he shaves his head, starts lifting, and works on that voice he might just have a chance.

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