Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Cuckara » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 pm

With cock slut, it's guaranteed that he'll still be producing his "epic" storylines well into his senior years. Even if he lost 99% of his fans and was forced to get a real job, he would still be making Atop the Fourth Wall videos.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:08 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:47 pm
There will inevitably be people who will cling to him until the day they die, similar to how there are boomers who still watch The Young and the Restless, but it is also inevitable that some of these people will move on.
Or similar to Spoony fans.
He may suck at attracting new people, but if he keeps his schedule a good chunk of his fanbase will likely stay out of sheer habit.
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I honestly won’t be suprised if a few of these Channel Awesome nobodies are still making the same content 20 years down the line.
It's the only thing they know how to do (albeit poorly), besides tweeting.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:12 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 pm
With cock slut, it's guaranteed that he'll still be producing his "epic" storylines well into his senior years. Even if he lost 99% of his fans and was forced to get a real job, he would still be making Atop the Fourth Wall videos.
He's told impy that he wants to fail "on my terms" whatever that means

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Cuckara » Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:30 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:12 pm
Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 pm
With cock slut, it's guaranteed that he'll still be producing his "epic" storylines well into his senior years. Even if he lost 99% of his fans and was forced to get a real job, he would still be making Atop the Fourth Wall videos.
He's told impy that he wants to fail "on my terms" whatever that means
That's code for "I will indulge in my childish fantasies until the day I die."

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:12 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:30 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:12 pm
Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 pm
With cock slut, it's guaranteed that he'll still be producing his "epic" storylines well into his senior years. Even if he lost 99% of his fans and was forced to get a real job, he would still be making Atop the Fourth Wall videos.
He's told impy that he wants to fail "on my terms" whatever that means
That's code for "I will indulge in my childish fantasies until the day I die."
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:19 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:30 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:12 pm
Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 pm
With cock slut, it's guaranteed that he'll still be producing his "epic" storylines well into his senior years. Even if he lost 99% of his fans and was forced to get a real job, he would still be making Atop the Fourth Wall videos.
He's told impy that he wants to fail "on my terms" whatever that means
That's code for "I will indulge in my childish fantasies until the day I die."
It's better than him indulging in his fantasies of children.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:13 am

Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:30 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:12 pm
Cuckara wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 pm
With cock slut, it's guaranteed that he'll still be producing his "epic" storylines well into his senior years. Even if he lost 99% of his fans and was forced to get a real job, he would still be making Atop the Fourth Wall videos.
He's told impy that he wants to fail "on my terms" whatever that means
That's code for "I will indulge in my childish fantasies until the day I die."
"I'm going to ride this gravy train until it crashes."

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:09 am

Dingus Bajingus wrote:
Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:13 am
"I'm going to ride this gravy train until it crashes."
And what's wrong with that? Linky is 35 with no job skills, he needs to suck money out of this IN shit as hard and for as long as he can.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:56 pm

Not making videos would also stop his daily routine and autists hate that. It would be like him trying to have something other than chicken tendies for lunch. It's not even a consideration.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:59 pm

It would also disrupt the routine of his fans. If they are forced to look for alternatives for too long, they may never come back.
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