Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Why is she always out of food? Is her roommate starving too?

That Hannibal merch isn't going to pay for itself.

[Guestfag]

Why is she always out of food? Is her roommate starving too?

Are you serious right now?
Just fucking look at her. It actually wouldn't hurt her to eat little less.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's not "roommate", it's "other roommate". Get your Rachel lore straight.
And to answer the question, she is subsisting on a steady diet of alcohol and drugs.

[Kugelfisch]

Mystery illness

What could the source of her issues be? Always tired, hip and joint problems, gout arthritis, constantly out of food. I wonder what the issue could be.

[Guestfag]

Mystery illness

What could the source of her issues be? Always tired, hip and joint problems, gout arthritis, constantly out of food. I wonder what the issue could be.

In my hihgly professional MD sperge expertise from the University of Gender Studies out of Ur Ass, I'm 100% certain issue is that she doesn't watch enough The Spoony One (also known as Significant Other, her spirit love husbandu) to get her through dark times.
She should watch review 6 times a day, 2 livewires a day and 3 vlogs.

[Kugelfisch]

That has to be it! She was doing fine and was on the best way to the WWE, until rowdy roommates disturbed her piss-soaked Spoony binge sessions.

[rabidtictac]

meanwhile on Hogwatch:

Will she manage to survice till the 28th with only potatoes, bros?

Remember earlier in this thread, just a couple of pages ago, when I pointed out she was trying to waste money on stupid shit again? She was sad she couldn't get tickets to some WWE bullshit.

Just like clockwork, now she's out of money and food. Hmm, I wonder why?

Hog's mom, PLEASE break her door down with a fire axe, tranq dart her fat ass and drag her back to your house.

SpoilerShow

Who the FUCK nukes potatoes in the microwave, btw? Why not slice and fry them? Is Ontario such a fucking ghetto that people don't have burners to cook from?

[Guest]

Who the FUCK nukes potatoes in the microwave, btw?

If you use the combo microwave/grill function, you can bake a potato in seven minutes rather than forty minutes in the oven.

Not that you should believe this junkie is reduced to filling-less baked potatoes for every meal. She's fishing for PP donations so she can buy more opioids.

[Guest]

how nice, you only took out all the nutrients...

Seriously how people can still microwave in 2021 is beyond me

[rabidtictac]

A baked potato is prison food to me. I'd rather fry it with a little olive oil and some spices. Forty minutes isn't that long anyway. What else does the Hog have to do with her day, that she can't spend 40 minutes cooking?