Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[ban]

I just found this today and it seems fucking hilarious :

https://www.youtube.com/c/ClementJ64/videos

I dunno if it's the size of the youtube icon / profile icon or anything but this guy seems like Cucknadian Spoony in appearance. Unlike Spoony though, he seems constantly happy, pumps out let's plays to fill time between his reviews and retrospectives and he seems to have kept a steady schedule quite some time now. All that from a quick scrolldown to his channel.

We live in a universe where Spoony not only has a Cucknadian counterpart, but the Cucknadian is productive, happy, doesn't spend a ton of time on twitter and does proper Final Fantasy retrospectives for his fans. Probably still also has a girlfriend, if I had to wager. You really can't make this shit up.

[Guest]

Are all the attractive trannies in porn or something? By that I mean people who are fit, have implants and take the hormones, and generally attempt to pass as females. That's just a fat man with long hair.

[ban]

I didn't know Spoony was a tranny himself just so that his Cucknadian counterpart could be one as well.

[Le Redditeur]

Are all the attractive trannies in porn or something? By that I mean people who are fit, have implants and take the hormones, and generally attempt to pass as females. That's just a fat man with long hair.

I suppose that properly looking the part for a tranny costs a lot of money in surgery, hormones, implants, makeup, etc., so porn has to have the best return ratio for that kind of investment. Also I suppose it provides an ego boost for the tranny? To be "attractive" enough to be listed after, I mean. The kind of emotion Luke Mochrie and similar trannoids will NEVER feel.

[rabidtictac]

I just found this today and it seems fucking hilarious :

https://www.youtube.com/c/ClementJ64/videos

I dunno if it's the size of the youtube icon / profile icon or anything but this guy seems like Cucknadian Spoony in appearance. Unlike Spoony though, he seems constantly happy, pumps out let's plays to fill time between his reviews and retrospectives and he seems to have kept a steady schedule quite some time now. All that from a quick scrolldown to his channel.

We live in a universe where Spoony not only has a Cucknadian counterpart, but the Cucknadian is productive, happy, doesn't spend a ton of time on twitter and does proper Final Fantasy retrospectives for his fans. Probably still also has a girlfriend, if I had to wager. You really can't make this shit up.

I know of this guy. Yeah, he's been making let's play videos for fucking ages, maybe 10 years. Always seems upbeat and happy. Not much to say about him because he stays in his lane and doesn't seem to do anything too IN-like.

[ban]

Saw his first two reviews of FF and they're ok. His voice is a bit whiney but I guess that's Canada for you, a half-Cucknadian girl I knew from my neighbhourhood also had an unintentionally sounding whinney voice. He seems to know what he's talking about and he does the whole schtick of "here's what went down in the game + my childhood experiences with the game" far better than Spoony ever did. The fact the he has done it for 10 years and had no drama so far is quite something, so kudos to the guy.

[Venomous Masculinity]

I just found this today and it seems fucking hilarious :

https://www.youtube.com/c/ClementJ64/videos

I dunno if it's the size of the youtube icon / profile icon or anything but this guy seems like Cucknadian Spoony in appearance. Unlike Spoony though, he seems constantly happy, pumps out let's plays to fill time between his reviews and retrospectives and he seems to have kept a steady schedule quite some time now. All that from a quick scrolldown to his channel.

We live in a universe where Spoony not only has a Cucknadian counterpart, but the Cucknadian is productive, happy, doesn't spend a ton of time on twitter and does proper Final Fantasy retrospectives for his fans. Probably still also has a girlfriend, if I had to wager. You really can't make this shit up.

Voice for print. God damn.

[rabidtictac]

Tonight, on Hogwatch:

^Congrats, you got a government to tell you something that was untrue. Not sure how that proves anything. The Government issues untrue statements all the time.

Hog is busily looking for ways to spend her gibs money on bullshit. Guess she doesn't need food anymore!

Hog favors deplatforming.

#SickNotWeak #StunningAndBrave #Inspirational

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Methinks she needs to invest in a second Mulan necklace.

[mad bum]

Where the fuck is Noah? This is the greatest day of his life.