Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Didn't Fausz stop talking to Noah after the "rape joke" drama because he was a good ally, forcing Noah to get footage elsewhere?

[Kugelfisch]

Sounds about right. Hambeasts tend to have very low testosterone.

[Guest]

Richard Garriot despite all his success kinda rubs me the wrong way with how he was seemingly chummy with a guy like Spoony for so long.

He's just another entertainment media hasbeen. Gaming's full of them.

[wulfenlord]

For all y'alls (looking at you @TonySchiavone) viewing pleasure - some sperg on plebbit came out with his private video collection he ripped from Justin.TV, some over 100 pre-TGWTG livestreams

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQwk0 ... eaYGwn3Utw

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The ultima retrospective is some of the most overrated garbage I have ever seen. There are tons, TONS of creators on Youtube that do so much better a job at stuff like this then old Spoon EVER did.

It is the greatest retrospective of all time. It rescued humanity from dark times, ended wars, and cured cancer.

Didn't Fausz stop talking to Noah after the "rape joke" drama because he was a good ally, forcing Noah to get footage elsewhere?

Everyone stopped talking to Noah. Only a few sad existences like Angry Joe try it every leap year or so, only to be quickly reminded why they stopped.

[Venomous Masculinity]

Noah is just so fucking lazy, so undeservedly entitled, and useless at everything he ever did. Like god damn. If I was getting paid to play video games and critique them, I'd run circles around this faggot.

[Kugelfisch]

You'd already do that by making a single video in two years.

[Guest]

ugh Spoony is so selfish... If he would just release a review the corona scamdemic would be over by now

[Guest]

ugh Spoony is so selfish... If he would just release a review the corona scamdemic would be over by now

If he would release a review, fucking world would be over. Like it would implode, because that happening would break laws of physics, space, time and nature.

[Rushy]

My view of Spoony and Ultima is that he had nostalgia for Ultima 3, and latched onto the series without knowing much about it otherwise so he could cash in for clicks. All of his reviews on Ultima are so half assed and reak of normie sperging. Like him talking about Ultima 8 Pagan, the Guardian for one has way more lines than presented, the atmosphere isn't just gray caves like he claims, and it's much more playable than he let on. When I see people speed running that game, platforming and all, in an hour and a half you know it's not that bad. That game is one fan patch away from complete if it hasn't been done already.

You're forgetting Spoony's most notable characteristic, which is getting hooked on meaningless details and gnawing them down to splinters. Remember that whole video he made about how people shouldn't ask him to review Sharknado? You could explain why in a few sentences, but he took a quarter of an hour of huffing and puffing. So many of his reviews spend ages on trivia and not the shallow "I'm doing this review just to cash in" kind either. He goes on tangents without any kind of punchline.

So I'm willing to buy that he did try Pagan, saw that a lot of it was kinda samey and glitched, and instantly formed a hateful opinion about it that he couldn't bend on.