Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Are there any card games you can play with a full tarot deck?

The most popular one is "Take Gullible Bitches For A Ride". It's a bit like Liars Dice but with cards and the dealer always wins.

[Guest]

It's the circle of liiiiiiiiiife!

[da PAC Nigguh]

I wonder if any of these joint problems she has are related to being disgustingly fat. Hmmm... nah.

[Guest]

It's the circle of liiiiiiiiiife!

What the hell is wrong with her? Take an aspirin, bitch. Damn.

[rabidtictac]

It's the circle of liiiiiiiiiife!

>muh hip
>muh knees

Can't wait for her to tweet tomorrow about her high hopes for a pro wrestling career.

This hog can't shut up for even a day about how stunning and brave she is. Or how it's all spoony's fault.

[rabidtictac]

Both of these posts are so perfect. Hog uses her post to talk about herself and Spoony baits for sympathy, knowing full well that his refusal to eat is due to his decisions. He could go eat something right now. He just doesn't want to because that requires movement. Maybe even sobriety (if he has to drive to get food.)

[Singh'sSpot]

Driving is heard, getting up is hard, breathing is also hard.

Take your time boss, the fact you're twitching means you're getting better, whens the next livewire?

[Guest]

This hog can't shut up for even a day about how stunning and brave she is. Or how it's all spoony's fault.

So she was drunk in that picture?

[Kugelfisch]

1. Not drinking is easy if you're instead constantly high on painkillers and psych meds. You're not sober.
2. Not eating isn't worth mentioning if it's for a few hours maximum and you raided the pantry that could feed an entire family for a week.

[wulfenlord]

This hog can't shut up for even a day about how stunning and brave she is. Or how it's all spoony's fault.

So she was drunk in that picture?

I think there is a tweet (or even a twitlonger) how she needed to plaster herself in order to muster up the courage to talk to her idol.
The hogs narcissism is a great match match for Spoonys, everything with her has to be an extreme life challenge:
Walked 5 feet today without my knees buckling. Time for my #MentalHealthCheesecake.
I will support @TheSpoonyOne/@RomanReigns/@OtherPersonIDon'tKnow no matter what, he could be a kiddy diddler for all I care.
I hate my mom/landlord/roommates because they think I am an infatuated irrational bitch. Ugh, I hope they die

No further updates on Cocksucker Mike I fear. My guess is he is keeping a low profile for an insurance fraud or having stolen a druglords cut on selling meth or because Liquid called him out and he panicked. The Twitter account MaureenPiscatel is set to private, MaureenPiscate1 up to 6 are suspended (probably for trying to prostitute himself), MaureenPiscate9 is not yet registered (but if it gets registered this will be the next handle because this guy is an uncreative retard that will use automatic names)