Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[CuckTurdginson]

Take your old memes back to Reddit, fag.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Guest]

Take your old memes back to Reddit, fag.

no u

[Guest]

"No Yu"?

The Chinese clown?

[pibbs]

Faggots, THIS is how to shitpost:

This place is like the gross stuff you find in the bottom of a dumpster. All of you are such hateful and spiteful people. You people post more than Noah tweets and yet you somehow think you're better than him. Your jobs you brag about having must not be that important if you can be here posting every 5 seconds about random people on the Internet doing more exciting things than you.

I've seen your stupid threads and read your stupid comments. They're all made by stupid people that wish they had people care about them as much as Noah and some of the other Channel Awesome contributors. You people are so hateful and hate filled. I doubt any of you even have families of your own or even a significant other for that matter. All you have is your hatred to dislike people and comfort you.

Noah has worked hard to be where he is at and the pressure has burned him out. Why can't you people just leave him alone. What in the heck has he ever done to any of you. He just wanted to make people laugh and enjoy the silly things he does while he dealt with his depression his entire life. Yes it's getting the better of him and yes he's not as active as he used to be and that's because of mean spirited hateful people like you posters here that have broken him. You harass him and insult him all the time you jerks even brag about making fake accounts just to harass him. If you had better things to do you'd just be doing that instead of investing your lives around Noah and what he does. Every time he so much as scratches his forehead you people feel the need to comment about it. You even have a thread posting here just to attack his wife.

This place is the lowest place on the internet. I highly suggest all of you take a deep look in the mirror and asks yourselves are you better than the people you talk trash about and insult all day because I highly doubt it. You guys are such jerks and if you spent more time working on your own lives instead of critiquing other people I doubt you'd be the miserable souls that you are today!

Take a look in the mirror! You're hurting people only because you hate yourselves!

[Kugelfisch]

Ah, that's a true classic!

[pibbs]

Counter Monkey: Twitter Edition

Because, you know, why make a fucking video and get a few bucks?

The rest of the story.Show

[Kugelfisch]

So he sat on a table with five other faggots, rolled some dice and the GM said "You win."?
Sounds absolutely riveting.

[Guest]

Counter Monkey: Twitter Edition

Because, you know, why make a fucking video and get a few bucks?

The rest of the story.Show

This literally means nothing to me. Am I supposed to be impressed, sad, aroused?

[Guest]

You are just shy of 6 years too late for anyone to give two shits about what YOU did in D&D, Noah.

[Guest]

The funny thing to me is, he's getting the facts of his own story wrong. He's already mentioned this in one of his counter monkey videos. It was in Leaping Wizards. It was supposedly 3 of the six players that chose a specialty priest, not all 6. And clearly they didn't "steamroll the adventure" and they weren't "fucking unbeatable" because his story is literally about how, as a DM, he accidently murdered 2 or 3 of the players with 3 first-level wizards because he changed the spell loadouts in the fluff text. Which consequently got him kicked out of the RPGA. Apparently Spoony don't know his Spoony lore.