April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Because all that does is drop my fucking property value if I ever intend to sell. I'm sure the potential buyers want to be told "Oh some squatter lives there but don't worry about him"

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
If a fucking branch wasn't cleared out of the garden for weeks I'd assume the resident died.
Even idiots that run a crack lab would clear it to avoid suspicion.
Even idiots that run a crack lab would clear it to avoid suspicion.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Interesting.
The only sign of life from that house, from the neighbors pov, is the occasional pizza delivered. I bet the kids avoid that house, and have an entire mythology of who lives there.
The only sign of life from that house, from the neighbors pov, is the occasional pizza delivered. I bet the kids avoid that house, and have an entire mythology of who lives there.

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
They know the dog better than him.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
But hows he supposed to look after his home without a Dremel?!
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
You make a strong point. Is a man without a Dremel even a man?Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑Mon Dec 28, 2020 11:54 pmBut hows he supposed to look after his home without a Dremel?!
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
He moved to Aurora to be like Wayne in Wayne's World, so I'm assuming the neighborhood is near something involving the movie.
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Nah, Wayne had a good work ethic
Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
He moved to be closer to Channel Awesome and Brad, but mainly because April wasnt going to move to Arizona.
He bought that fucking ridiculous house, probably so April could have an entire floor for her etsy store, and he could have that finished basement (which included bathroom, bar, and kitchenette) for his productions.
Ironically, when he was most able to do sets, like Counter Monkey, the fucker imploded.
He bought that fucking ridiculous house, probably so April could have an entire floor for her etsy store, and he could have that finished basement (which included bathroom, bar, and kitchenette) for his productions.
Ironically, when he was most able to do sets, like Counter Monkey, the fucker imploded.

Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Not gonna lie, I’d love a finished basement like that. Don’t need the oversized house but that would be a dope place to kick back and relax, maybe get a pool table or something.
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