Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:20 pm

Who’s got the more embarrassed father Elliot or Noah?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by ban » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:24 pm

Eliot's of course. Sploony's dad has the wild Miles "Buritto Killer" Antwiller as a son, so it balances out the faggotry and embarassment Spoony brings him.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:51 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:20 pm
Who’s got the more embarrassed father Elliot or Noah?
Even for a hapa manlet, I'm still not sure how Elliot couldn't get laid. He was driving a goddamn beemer and had a dad with Hollywood connections.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:58 pm

Elliot for sure. Noah is just a regular, 40 year old alcoholic. You can't really pin that on his father.

Elliot was a ridiculously whiny faggot. He was angry and unhappy with the world because he couldn't accept himself. There's a special kind of self-loathing you have to have to be a virgin manlet and go to the bodybuilding forums to pour your heart out.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Cuckson » Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:08 pm

Eliot had a case of the good old tism , he thought that women had to be the ones to make the first move and never tried to aproach one himself
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:21 pm

Cuckson wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:08 pm
Eliot had a case of the good old tism , he thought that women had to be the ones to make the first mover and never tried to aproach one himself
It's a bit more than that. He didn't just expect some girls to walk up to him because he is so amazing. He expected nothing less than 10/10 babes falling over each other to get on his dick.
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Post by Guest » Mon Dec 28, 2020 5:35 pm

Cuckson wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:08 pm
Eliot had a case of the good old tism , he thought that women had to be the ones to make the first mover and never tried to aproach one himself
Women have no problem making the first move (for Chad).

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Post by ban » Mon Dec 28, 2020 5:39 pm

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Women have no problem making the first move for Chad or (((Moneybags))).
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 28, 2020 6:10 pm

I bet Spoony failure to get into anything stardom related was part of why he basically becamea waste of space. Additionally the fact that his 'great idea' for a youtube channel based on Tabletop Games was being picked up byan increasing number of channels who not only did it way better and put in actual effort, these channels also did not burn bridges by shitting on stuff but basically took a more upbeat approach.

Say what you want about shit like Critical Role, but we all know it's the exact kind of thing Spoons always wanted to do. He was just too much of a narcistic faggot to do anything about it. But poor #depression spoony was too lazy to even get into a chair most days, lol. I bet that really broke him, and it's hilarious.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 28, 2020 6:19 pm

Well no, the problem with Counter Monkey was it was another vlog channel when absolutely no-one wanted more Spoony vlogs.

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