Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

But, wait, why didn't Spoony audition or antyhing if he wanted to be a star? Because King Spoony felt that he was just owed these things without effort. He's just that perfect and talented.

Plus he's a coward. He prefers to never try than to risk failure.

[Sieg Zeon]

Wasn’t that Elliot Rodger’s mentality when it came to approaching women? He screamed NPD so that sounds about right.

[Guest]

Spoony has a very different attitude to women, he was perfectly happy to settle for a fattie and an uggo.

[Sieg Zeon]

Oh not with women, I meant expectations in general. Elliot expected pussy to land in his lap and Spoony expected the same from stardom.

[Guest]

Very true, he saw Jimmy Carson do a board game segment and thought that meant he could get on the guy's TV show for some reason.

[Sieg Zeon]

Oh was that the one that Spoony kept tweeting at in an attempt to invite himself onto the show?

[casual pleb]

Oh not with women, I meant expectations in general. Elliot expected pussy to land in his lap and Spoony expected the same from stardom.

At least Elliot drove to other state to buy a lottery ticket, expecting to become a millionaire from that, that's more effort than Spoony put into anything ever.

[Guest]

Who's actually a bigger failure: Elliot Rodger, who became the ultimate cuckold and will be remembered only for that (if at all) or Spoony?

[ban]

Who's actually a bigger failure: Elliot Rodger, who became the ultimate cuckold and will be remembered only for that (if at all) or Spoony?

Elliot of course. Spoony will fail at being the biggest failure out there as well, an eternal Number2.

[Kugelfisch]

Elliot didn't annoy me for years, delivered more entertainment and had the decency to off himself.
A bigger loser? Perhaps. But at least he didn't complain on the Internet up into his 40s.
One could even argue that Spoon is the bigger pussy beggar. The first uggo to let him slam ditching his ass is something he still hasn't recovered from.