April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[MegaNigger]

Here's to her and Brad from MKE and their happy new life!

[pibbs]

Well shit. Pibbs, you got some 'splaining to do!!!!

Well periodically, as I check for fuckery and faggotry from a dozen or so INs on Twitter (as I am wont to do) I noticed that it has been one year since April had gone dark, and thought it was a minor point of interest so I shared, and then moved on.

Holy shit!

Little did I know, that daPACnigguh along with a random guestFag had sand in their vaginas that day and proceeded to sperg a chain overreaction so big that even Lupa would be impressed. I failed to realized how deeply some loved fat ogre danger haired wastes of space that defiled themselves from fucking Spoony. Didn't realize DHI was the place for restrained decorum. So, I apologise and I will never cross that sacred cow again.

So to all the little bitches bitching:

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

[RedLine]

[MegaNigger]

Come on. I call bullshit on Spoony ever touching her sexually. The man's dick hasn't worked since the Red Dragon. You can see how they never fucked because April was schlicking to SKyrim sex mods all day every day between folding shirts at the mall and the bus trip to and from. She was completely unsatisfied, and thus it's safe to slam this particular slam pig.

[RedLine]

She was completely unsatisfied, and thus it's safe to slam this particular slam pig.

Slam angel. FTFY.
And of course Spoony never defiled her.

[Kugelfisch]

She was more sexually frustrated than Elliot Rodger.
It's her own fault, of course. Wants to be manhandled but thought Noodlearms McRickets was the guy to fulfil that fantasy.

[Sieg Zeon]

Not gonna lie I’d use those titties like a bounce house for my cock.

[Guest]

What the hell's a dremel?

[MegaNigger]

What the hell's a dremel?

What is google?

[da PAC Nigguh]

What the hell's a dremel?

What is google?

I hope my children ask me that question someday.