Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

Spoony hitting it off with the trucker girl, piss ogre must be mad.

Ah yeah, this bitch will pass on his truly ancient knowledge of what he leaned in 2008, aka the basics of using filters in After Effects. Get out of here, bozo - he would probably freak out just trying to start a project in modern After Effects.

This is a fucker so dumb that he can't use 7zip. He would probably struggle with Windows Moviemaker nowdays.

[Guest]

[Flusho]

So, there’s another account under the “real” Maureen’s name that updates constantly, but the only thing the tweets say is, “The current local asthma condition is *blank*”, over and over again, like it’s a Soviet number station or something.

There is evidence that the real Maureen is, or at least was, an actual person, but nothing associating her with the very much alive Michael Crosby.

If anything, he killed the real Maureen a long time ago; of her alleged last known employers, one of them is two minutes down the road and the other is literally next door to the motel he still lives in. He probably met her, somehow lured her into his den, and disposed of her in order to assume her identity after faking his own death.

Since the tweet of his alleged demise, I have been asking people who would know, if they’d heard of any recent deaths at the Motel 6, and nope, nothing.
That place is a hotbed of shootings, drug busts, and junkie-corpse recoveries, and they don’t go by unnoticed, so there would probably have been word of yet another one, by now.
But a random druggo disappearing wouldn’t draw any attention, by itself.

Certainly fishy, either way.

[Guest]

WTF, bro. That's some real rabbit hole shit.

I think you're right thought. He's a schizo who killed the real Maureen to become her, and now he's left his physical Michael form behind. Not sure what the cryptic tweets are about though.

[Guest]

Dark Times just means they were lonely and depressed and Spoony gave them a friend simulator who relieved their lonliness. They feel a connection to Spoony even though he doesn't care about him and he's just another narcissistic con man.

Funny that Spoony is so anti-religious. If he were Evangelical he would go quite nicely as a youth pastor or a preacher. I went to ALPHA once and all the young pastors were like successful spoonies. All highly manipulative narcissists who craved power and attention, but they were at least married with kids. Wolves and Sheep that place is.

[Guest]

If he were Evangelical he would go quite nicely as a youth pastor or a preacher. I went to ALPHA once and all the young pastors were like successful spoonies.

Spoony isn't a child molester though.

[da PAC Nigguh]

If he were Evangelical he would go quite nicely as a youth pastor or a preacher. I went to ALPHA once and all the young pastors were like successful spoonies.

Spoony isn't a child molester though.

Only because being one would require actually doing something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think you're right thought. He's a schizo who killed the real Maureen to become her, and now he's left his physical Michael form behind. Not sure what the cryptic tweets are about though.

IF Maureen was ever real, it's likely a Holly Brownbags situation where Mikey has deluded himself into thinking they've been engaged since forever. The real Maureen likely doesn't know this fucker is RPing as her.

That review was the "Big trouble in Little China" for the Commodore 64. it was his last or nearly his last actual scripted and edited review.

It being the last is probably the reason why he can still remember.

[pibbs]

Spoony isn't a child molester though.

Finally, a positive trait.

[GuestWrong]

Marz WOULD be the most attractive gal he got with. Consider the Scarlett Pork or the Dangerhair Blank. I ain't saying Marz is hot, but at least it would be a small step up.