Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Didn't he claim scurvy years ago?

The beauty of a twitter addict is that it makes all of their statements easily searchable. So we see Noah shitting on vegans for being borderline scurvy when he's in the same boat.

https://twitter.com/search?q=scurvy%20( ... yped_query

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Is the Blowjob hobo still dead?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The new twitter account seems to have gotten silent after the 8th December. Basically just did 2 tweets about the hobo's "death", and then replied to a few tweets that fell for this scam.

[Newhalf]

He's been reborn in his made up wiccan wife. Maybe she used a spell or something!

[Complicity]

The "let's put on a dirty wig" spell.
Blowjob Myers never dies!



He'll be back next Halloween, creeping on librarians and kids, and ranting about Orange Men who don't allow him to suck cocks in public.

[Nobue]

I’m going to have to start keeping track of his ailments. Any bets on the next one? I’ve got five on gout.

ED

Think the Warthog will give up on him them, or will she just peg him instead?

[Guest]

I’m going to have to start keeping track of his ailments. Any bets on the next one? I’ve got five on gout.

He's gonna harken on lack of food and starving for a while. Of course he could just leave to Arizona, go to a food back, go on food stamps. like anything. But instead he does nothing and whines.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Think the Warthog will give up on him them, or will she just peg him instead?

She'd have to do that anyways. Spoony's last proper boner was when he decided to let Cuckson's copy of Tekken 7 rot in digital limbo.

[GuestWrong]

African Trypanosomiasis, I choose you!

[Guest]

Somebody send the hog a link to this thread. I'll bet you she doesn't even know about it otherwise she'd be flipping out twitter.