Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Scarlett's twitter feed is filled with pretentious poetry.

20 years ago, this kind of "up-one's-ass" would've irked me to no end, but compared to the new non-binary, pronoun-preference, made-up sexuality, entitled shits that saturate twitter and this here DHI, an old-fashioned poetic looney is kind of refreshing. Don't get me wrong, fuck this stupid bitch, but I can live with it. Besides, she did fuck over Spoony, so there's that.

Yeah, she doesn't even have pronouns in her bio. That's essentially right-wing in currentyear.

[Guest]

She was so fat in Spoony's acceptance speech video that he scrubbed it from the internet. So fat.

[Deckard]

Is there a way to find out if the fucker really died? Like with the Freedom of Information Act or something?
That shit is just too goofy to not be a scam.

I don't think so, you can order a death certificate through the massachusetts website but you need personal info and money.

Usually a pretty reliable way is to Google search there person's full name, city, state and "obituary". Unsurprisingly, there's no recent hits for a Michael Crosby obituary in massachusetts.

[Guest]

His "girlfriend's" name only brings up a cashier's linkedin page and the twitter account he was scamming with. I wonder if the magazine that announced his demise is even real. God, what a scammer. CD Projekt should have hired him.

[da PAC Nigguh]

His "girlfriend's" name only brings up a cashier's linkedin page and the twitter account he was scamming with. I wonder if the magazine that announced his demise is even real. God, what a scammer. CD Projekt should have hired him.

Isn't it just a blogspot site anyway?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Liquid, like all other forms of satire, is becoming obsolete. There's not much he can come up with that won't be outdone by Noah himself the next day.

Take away Liquid's repeated mentions of Dremels, and he is virtually indistinguishable from Solid, which is probably why so many people keep falling for the ruse.

20 years ago, this kind of "up-one's-ass" would've irked me to no end, but compared to the new non-binary, pronoun-preference, made-up sexuality, entitled shits that saturate twitter and this here DHI, an old-fashioned poetic looney is kind of refreshing. Don't get me wrong, fuck this stupid bitch, but I can live with it. Besides, she did fuck over Spoony, so there's that.

This poetry sounds like you would scribble on a piece of paper as a teenager.

[Guest]

Spoony, a man ruined by drink.

the same could be said of Ireland

[Guest]

past the sites of Canada

oh, like Shatner's birthplace? the Hart Family dungeon? the Anne Murray National Forest?

[Le Redditeur]

past the sites of Canada

oh, like Shatner's birthplace? the Hart Family dungeon? the Anne Murray National Forest?

Don't forget the birthplace of Canada's only celebrity worth remembering: Chris Benoit.

[Guest]

Fake French girls are nice, but otherwise Canada has no use whatsoever and it gave us Ryan Reynolds this generation's Bryan Adams.