Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I don't think it's totally impossible, I just think people are naturally skeptical of any health-related issues because Noah is a compulsive fucking liar.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he would've brought up the possibility of scurvy before. He loves suffering from special snowflake maladies that most other people don't have.

The bigger question is how would Rachel react to this news?

Speak of the warthog

Unsurprising. She has already accepted his lies. Sunk Cost Fallacy and all. Also she probably doesn't want to admit how stupid she is for buying all of this.

You have to change the "static" at the start of the url to "vignette". This forum can't handle this new URL that wikias love shitting out these days.

Like this:

I know this was already posted, but the fact she jumps to begging IMMEDIATELY is a huge red flag. She writes tweets exactly like he does and shows more remorse over possibly losing the motel room than she does for him dying.

She may have lost the love of her life, but she knows what really matters

[Moe Bitches]

Thanks a lot Voice-Senpai.

[Newhalf]

My image links also never work when I copy them on tha mobile. This new fangled technology is certainly confusing.

It's pretty official now that the hog is mentally retarded.
Oh crap what am I saying.. it was obvious long before!

[rabidtictac]

Stunning
and
Brave

[Guest]

I don't think it's totally impossible, I just think people are naturally skeptical of any health-related issues because Noah is a compulsive fucking liar.

That's true. I ain't basing this primarily on his whining, but rather his lifestyle and how narcissistic and stupid he is. Yes, he absolutely is the kind of retard who never eats fruit or vegetables or leaves the house and then whines about how bad he feels. Motherfucker look in the mirror. The cause of your suffering is starring back at your dumb ass!

[wulfenlord]

Wow, a half hour stroll without her knees buckling. Certainly her Mulan necklace gave her the mental strength for this task

[Newhalf]

Can't decide what's more unlikely here..
That she walked that far without a fall, or that she wouldn't tweet about it if she did fall.

[GitGud]

It was the Ring from DarkSouls she bought to reduce her equipload

[Newhalf]

Finally! With a name like GitGud I was always waiting for her to make a Dark Sole reference.