Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

We know where he lives right? Is it possible to call the medical authorities to his house claiming he has the covids and also link them to a few of his most recent tweets, about his suspicious "bronchitis" ?

[Le Redditeur]

OH SHIT! GAYOPS ALERT! GAYOPS ALERT!

[MegaNigger]

We know where he lives right? Is it possible to call the medical authorities to his house claiming he has the covids and also link them to a few of his most recent tweets, about his suspicious "bronchitis" ?

Found the kiwi

[Guest]

Even with the gayops, do you really think someone would care?

"Yeah there's a bum who hasn't washed himself for at least a month in that house coughing. He is so pale I don't think he ever gets out."

Police: Eh, we'll come back when the neighbors start complaining about the smell

[Newhalf]

I'm gonna say in this case it is way funnier to just watch how it will play out. He's certainly going to narrate every stupid thing that may happen for the public.

[casual pleb]

Unfortunately it won't. It would be kinda ironic if he would have gotten COVID from that visit to the hospital, which totally did happen. /s

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"I'm special because I could potentially die from an illness that is not popular atm."

He's to an hero when Cheeto wins his court case.

One unlikely event cannot trigger an even more unlikely event.

We know where he lives right? Is it possible to call the medical authorities to his house claiming he has the covids and also link them to a few of his most recent tweets, about his suspicious "bronchitis" ?

And then what? Put him in quarantine? He's doing that already.

[Kugelfisch]

The truth is that even if the police would pay him a visit he would not talk about it. Whenever he actually does something, like his drive to Chicago, he doesn't report it. The crash is the only reason he tweeted it.
His whole not being able to leave the bed story is more important to keep up. A story we know is bullshit because he tweets via his desktop PC and even he has to stock up on ramen and vodka.

[mad bum]

If you go into the hospital for a sore toe you aren't leaving without a covid test anywhere in America right now. Weird lie.

This is why cases are "record high", because people are getting the sniffles and doctors are booked out for weeks so they just go to the hospital for the sniffles and have to get the test.

[Guest]

He probably had a sore throat but knew that wouldn't garner the sympathy he needs so he just conjured up some bullshit.