Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

That "Current Dremel: Nothing" slayed me

I'd pay for this game if someone took the time and effort to put it together

[Newhalf]

Putting effort into it would not befit the spirit of Spoony.
Honestly it would be funny though. Oregon Trail was pretty hard but this one with Spoony at the helm should be plain out unwinnable.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's is technically unwinnable in that there is no actual end. Eventually, the player just finds himself in a #depression -> tweet -> #depression loop from which there is no escape.
Imagine if the famous "But thou must" prompt from Dragon Quest didn't come with an option to select "Yes". It's basically that.

[veris leta facies]

I can't picture how horrible life would be without any Dremel.

[MegaNigger]

Can somebody please take Piss Ogre out back already? The old girl is suffering. It's the humane thing to do.

[Guest]

What are the odds Spoony joins Parler if he gets kicked off twitter? Will he MAGA and become alt-right?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Too much effort.

I can't picture how horrible life would be without any Dremel.

It's certainly not a life worth living.

[Angelfire Memes]

The Dremel thing killed me. Of all the things Spoony whines about, that's the most confusing to me. April took the dremel. So? She spends half her time making models and dolls, right? She probably used the dremel every day. Whereas Noah might as well be allergic to tools of any kind, considering that fucking branch is still there. So why does he care? Obviously he doesn't, it's just another line of his NPC dialogue tier list of things to whine about, but it's so pathetic.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess he was just running out of things to be #sad about.
Maybe one day he will muse about all the food that was in their fridge, but got eaten by April instead of him.

[Tony Schiavone]

EDIT: Holy shit

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Whoever made this is a fucking genius. I can actually feel myself being cured of something.