The Game Awards 2017

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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:57 am

DHI's Untitled Horse Game when?
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Complicity » Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:54 am

>Flower and Flow

Flow: You control an amoeba which eats other amoebas while new age music plays.
Flower: You move a bunch of flower petals in the wind and around a 3d field, while new age music plays.

I don't know anything about The Journey or that other shit they got an award for, but i bet they make Fez look like the greatest platformer of all time in comparison.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:11 am

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 Except it's worse than basically every other stealth game because its mechanics are so shallow.
It's a game from Current Year, of course it's about as deep as an African lake after 5+ years of non-stop scorching heat.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:08 am

Complicity wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:54 am
 >Flower and Flow

Flow: You control an amoeba which eats other amoebas while new age music plays.
Flower: You move a bunch of flower petals in the wind and around a 3d field, while new age music plays.

I don't know anything about The Journey or that other shit they got an award for, but i bet they make Fez look like the greatest platformer of all time in comparison.
I've had screensavers on my Pentium III computer more exciting and interactive.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:32 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:11 am
rabidtictac wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:55 am
 Except it's worse than basically every other stealth game because its mechanics are so shallow.
It's a game from Current Year, of course it's about as deep as an African
Eww!
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:38 pm

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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:43 am



Wasn't there just a game awards? Is this another one?

Where's the Brie Larson gamer thread already?
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 05, 2020 3:00 pm

>Gay Awards 2017
Jesus how many years have I wasted on this shithole.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:30 pm

>Cheese Brie and Wonder Kike are gamers, guise!
Caring about whores would cut on MY gaming time, so no.
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Re: The Game Awards 2017

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:50 pm

Killing Palestinian children is the greatest game of them all.
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