Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

So he can afford to pay the exorbitant cost of living in a motel but can't afford rent on an actual apartment? Imagine if his dumbass just went to a shelter and saved up all the money he's paying to stay in a motel.

Yeah. If you call him on that, he'll probably tell you he can't save up the advance payment for the apartment. Security deposit or whatever. If he's applied for disability then you'd think he and his bitch (that totally exists) could apply for government housing.

Hell, even a cheap motel is like $50 a day, but let's figure $100 as that's more realistic. How much does a tent cost? How much do sleeping bags cost? How much do blankets cost? I've seen homeless dwellings that were along these lines and it makes sense when you think about it. Hang up a couple tarps to block wind or rain and you're good. Not comfortable, but you pay a one-time fee (on materials) and then never pay again. A day or two of city begging would pay for a lot.

The cities near me have fucking assloads of homeless tents. This nigga over here is acting like he has to live in a motel room or he's gonna die.

[mad bum]

Where does he live? You can't be homeless on the east coast.

[Guest]

$600 is pocket change for the hog.
You entitle fat fuck, have you ever done a day's work in your life

[Guest]

Imagine the useless necklaces she could buy with all that extra cheddar! (She'd still find a way to "starve" though.)

[Guest]

Why is Canada rich enough to throw all those gibs at fuck warthogs?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They won't be for long if the autism keeps spreading.

Who even likes this shit?

SpoilerShow

I'll probably hate the answer, but what in the ever-loving fuck is a "comfort character"? Is this like a waifu pillow, but instead of fucking a pillow you write a fanfic where you fuck the character?

And why the fuck would your "comfort character" resemble you? Is that part of this meme of SJWs being unable to identify with characters that don't have their exact race/sex/gender combo?

Library Blowjob Guy has been saying "we're going to die soon on the streets" for months now and it has yet to happen. I bet if you went back far enough, you'd find evidence of him running this scam for years on various services and forums.

Pretty similar to Spoony in that regard: He never changes and relies on a constant supply of new idiots that haven't catched on to his shtick, or old idiots too stupid to realize what's going on.

[mad bum]

$600 CAD is like enough for groceries for a week, when I was getting $600 a week here it was like being a sultan

[Kugelfisch]

Even with leaf dollars being worth less, that's plenty of money for food.
Mr. Oneleg complaining about poverty is pretty rich. Faggot damn near ate himself to death and crippled himself doing so. Never worked a day in his life. A reasonable society would've euthanized him years ago.

[Guest]

Mr. Oneleg complaining about poverty is pretty rich. Faggot damn near ate himself to death and crippled himself doing so. Never worked a day in his life.

What's the lore on him?

[Kugelfisch]

What's the lore on him?

CA nobody, hamplanet, lost his leg via the beetus.