Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Hoo yeah, it seems Covid and this Christmas season has made some of the remaining sycophants realize what's more important than Spoony. Answer: Literally anything else. Patreon has gone down again, currently 250 dollars

[Guest]

Tbh I'm shocked he *still* gets money at all after all this time.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Too many trannies still think they owe their lives to him for Darktimes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"He entertained me for years with FREE content. It is only fair for me to pay his pension in return."

[Guest]

let me take out the smallest violin in the world and play you a tune while you are reading these tweets:

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Is there any month in the whole year when it isn't shitty for Warthog?
>Imagine living in constant self inflicted misery

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's going through this veritable odyssey just so he can spend her own birthday with a friend. Truly, she is too god for this world.

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"Maureen" and Michael will still be begging for money come next year, I am sure of it.

[MegaNigger]

I just skip over anything involving Piss Ogre and have for the last 6 months. She's not even passable schadenfreude.

[rabidtictac]

Library Blowjob Guy has been saying "we're going to die soon on the streets" for months now and it has yet to happen. I bet if you went back far enough, you'd find evidence of him running this scam for years on various services and forums.

[rabidtictac]

1. Spoony stays in his house until he dies of malnutrition.

2. Spoony goes to Arizona, gets COVID from Miles and dies.

3. Spoony goes to Arizona, but Miles already got COVID, so he doesn't get it.

Scenario 3 is most likely. Despite his whining, Noah was born with a horseshoe up his ass.

2 and 3 rely on Spoony doing something, and thus cannot happen. Only 1 is reasonable. Spoony stays in the house until he either dies of malnutrition/liver failure or until the bank forcibly evicts him. At which point, he MIGHT go back to Miles' place, but it's just as likely his oppositional-defiant disorder will kick in and he'll end up in the county jail for refusing eviction and being drunk/disorderly.

[Some Sick Fuck]

What a fucking cockteasing cocksucker.