Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

He has mentioned it somewhere.
His parents won't take him back in. He's not even invited to Thanksgiving.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't think he has any plans for his post-house life. Such is not the Way of the Spoony One.

[Newhalf]

I'm rooting for Miles to cut loose this sack of garbage.
Blood is thicker than water but I doubt Noah has any of of either left in his veins.

[Some Sick Fuck]

kek

See, that's quality. Shame it's so small, but otherwise, very good to the mysterious stranger who did that!

I'm rooting for Miles to cut loose this sack of garbage.

I don't know why people assume he's going to live with Miles. He may help his good for nothing brother with moving out, but I'm expecting Noah to beg his parents to take him in. After all, all the other children have long left the home, so the parents have plenty of free time on their hands - so why not take care of their manchild of a son? Pigroach's parents do the same thing, right? They even fix his appliances if I'm remembering it correctly

[Kugelfisch]

Because Noah got kicked out before and is not welcome at his parents and because he said he'd move back to Miles.
What's the big mystery about that?

[rabidtictac]

Too much overthinking going on in this thread. Spoony still hasn't done anything yet, and that includes moving out. I'm sure he'll eventually be forced to leave, but he'll wait until the cops are on his lawn with the eviction notice. He'll go to Miles because Miles is the only person who will have him.

What he's doing right now is the same as he's done for the last six years: Nothing. Oh, sorry, I meant nothing AND drinking. He bitches on twitter because he likes to bitch. He throws out that bait hoping a simp will reply so he can shit on them. Whining about lack of food/unappetizing food is another one of his gimmicks. I'm sure he lacks cooking talent just as he lacks all other talents. He could find some tasty canned/premade foods for cheap, but he's also stupid. Too stupid to learn and too stupid to realize how stupid he is. But it doesn't matter anyway because he's also lazy. You could hand him a meal and he'd bitch that lifting the fork takes too much work, or that the food isn't seasoned just to his taste. He isn't having Chef Boyardee for Thanksgiving. Heating up a can is too arduous a task for Noah! You know what he is having? Booze.

SpoilerShow

I have some male relatives who can't heat up water and have never prepared a meal since marrying their wives, but at least they can fix a car, mow the lawn and do other shit Noah can't.

[Newhalf]

Yeeah it's really easy now, I mean even with innate cooking talent I always lacked the ideas but you can just watch some schmuck on the internet and follow along step by step after shopping for the ingredients. It's really hard to screw that up.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Because Noah got kicked out before and is not welcome at his parents and because he said he'd move back to Miles.
What's the big mystery about that?

Well, either I've missed that, or forgot about it. I don't remember him really ever talking about his parents much. I've assumed he moved out because he wanted to - clearly a wrong assumption, thinking that he would ever want to do anything on his own.

[da PAC Nigguh]

lol his life is failure

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeeah it's really easy now, I mean even with innate cooking talent I always lacked the ideas but you can just watch some schmuck on the internet and follow along step by step after shopping for the ingredients. It's really hard to screw that up.

"Don't. Tell me. How to. Cook."