Wrassling Thread

[Tony Schiavone]

I saw a bunch of people posting about how the Undertaker is "retiring".

There might be some truth to this one, since he seems to have stopped giving a shit about kayfabe and is now letting himself be interviewed and documented everywhere (he's one of the old school that never used to do anything public....adding to the mystery).
It isnt like Flair or Funk saying farewell for the 20th time.

If theres any time for him to get out, it would be now. The business is circling the drain, and the way they recently let go of the lady spic who wanted a union is pissing off some NEETs in their core audience. The aspies have AEW to fap over.
Vince is turning into Spoony, trying to how how long he can coast off doing nothing new for as long as possible.

[Le Redditeur]

Vince is turning into Spoony, trying to how how long he can coast off doing nothing new for as long as possible.

He can at least count with Phil's gacha addiction to his sweaty men to pay for his basic bilth.

[Poonoo]

• Hasn't the Undertaker done like 2 matches a year for the last decade?

Yeah and he has been awful for the past 5 years. He should have retired a lot earlier, which is funny since in 2002/2003 he said he didn't want to be around too long and look like an old man in the ring and yet that happened.

Unlike others I don't see him coming back. He is in his 50s and can barely move and has already gone through that phase of going on a bit too long. Unlike other veterans he didn't spend all of his money on coke and hookers like they did in the 80s so he doesn't need to work and he really has nothing to prove.

[Guest]

maybe, it was because he's "rap" was fucken awful and the sound was audio shit, remember, most wrestlers are stupid, espically on twatter

[Le Redditeur]

Imagine, a song not sung English, by a foreign artist, making the top of the charts in the US. That NEVER happens, no sire.

[MegaNigger]

Imagine, a song not sung English, by a foreign artist, making the top of the charts in the US. That NEVER happens, no sire.

https://youtu.be/kdOD9N_gsN8

[Guest]

maybe, it was because he's "rap" was fucken awful and the sound was audio shit, remember, most wrestlers are stupid, espically on twatter

probably because they paid to watch wrestling, job-boy, not some cRap "artist"

plus, I don't give a fuck what the "rest of the world" likes or not...go play there, then...oh wait...

spic faggot

[Jiangshi]

Who is Jake Atlas anyway? Looks and sounds like some random jobber getting sodomized by the Steiners or Vader in the early 90's.

[Kugelfisch]

Who is Jake Atlas anyway?

Exactly. That nobody is projecting. Prolly got told by his manager that he was really popular in Ghana or something.

[Guest]

he works in the dregs of WWE, namely jobbing on NXT and 205 Live

and that wasn't just me throwing out a random insult, he really does suck cock.