Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Cuckson]

I can see why she loves him now

[Guest]

He's blind? Is that why he loves the Warthog?

How the eff does a blind person describe a tv show to another blind person? What is happening right now? I'm seriously confused by all this blind shit. Are companies really trying to get that lucrative blind audience for Assassin Creed? How the fuck do they play it?

[mad bum]

>Blind

[Cuckson]

he uses it to consoom media

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Tbf, there are blind people out there playing Super Mario Bros. Probably need a guide co-op buddy, but still. It's not entirely out of the question.

He's blind? Is that why he loves the Warthog?

Dude is in for a rude awakening

How the eff does a blind person describe a tv show to another blind person?

Learn to read, guest. The friend is not blind, but rather used to describe shit to blind people.

I have a Comp Sci degree and the only time in my professional career I've ever worn a tie was for job interviews. I also have my own office and not a cubicle. I don't know any fucking software company that uses cubicles.

Job interviews, and maybe for meetings if you're high enough in the chain of command. That's about the only times you'll ever have to put on a suit.

I think that Spoony has always been a narcissistic asshole who would rather wallow in nothingness than do anything, it's just that he used to have external forces in his life that prevented him from collapsing.

He might've always been a lazy fuck, but at some point he realized that he had to produce content in order to get that fame and fortune (and money) he always wanted. Then he just gave up.

[Newhalf]

If he's blind, the romance will only last until he gets within smell range

[Guest]

The Tewksbury Twink is back writing love poems to his imaginary girlfriend again.

You wonder how long he can keep this up. He's not a woman, and he's really a pretty nasty piece of shit on Twitter. He's not a sympathetic character at all. It's my view that he's mostly doing this for beer money and has benefits that take care of most of his expenses. Quite a few of the poor people I've known are like this -- the government always wants to give you a little less than you need in order to motivate you to improve your lot. But instead of getting a job, they offer to blow strangers in public libraries for $20. Typical.

[Sieg Zeon]

Where is he sleeping? I’ll be more than happy to make his head part of the pavement.

[Newhalf]

Oh yes no one is fit to lick anything because she doesn't exist!
Also is he saying in his intro tweet that "Maureen" is 24 years old and then proclaims they've been together for 25 years somehow or am I just not reading that right.

[veris leta facies]

Debatable. Yes, Spoony deteriorated from 2009 to 2016 and has been a void of pure self-pity since 2016, but if you take a closer look at how he was in the 2000s, the warning signs were always there. He has always had a smug "my opinion is infallible and you're stupid" attitude, and his refusal to get an office job after he spent 4 years getting a Computer Science degree shows that he has always been a listless individual who would rather waste his time and ultimately give up than do something constructive. I think that Spoony has always been a narcissistic asshole who would rather wallow in nothingness than do anything, it's just that he used to have external forces in his life that prevented him from collapsing.

Sure he was always more or less an asshole, but once he used to be entertaining asshole.

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It's funny to see how even here at the beginning of his IN career he comes up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why he isn't working, but at least he does it in an entertaining way and can laugh about the negative comments. Here a slight difference can be seen:

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It's unbearable to watch that shit more than a couple of minutes.