Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If she has to buy the pills herself then good luck, considering she - according to herself - is too dumb to ration her monthly tugboat to last for more than a week or two.

[Scipio Africanus]

If she has to buy the pills herself then good luck, considering she - according to herself - is too dumb to ration her monthly tugboat to last for more than a week or two.

Cucknadian, dude. Cucknadian. She gets her legal opiods for free.

[Nobue]

Do you guys think Spoony will be hammered the whole drive to Arizona, or will he just maintain?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can see him increasing his daily alcohol intake to cope with being outside.

[Deckard]

Do you guys think Spoony will be hammered the whole drive to Arizona, or will he just maintain?

You're assuming he actually attempts to make the journey. Nobody in his family gives a shit about him and we all know how motivated he is to do anything himself.

Spoony will be dragged from his former house kicking and screaming, and will live out the rest of his days as a homeless person, tweeting and sleeping at his public library in Illinois.

[Newhalf]

If he even makes it that far and doesn't just curl up in the driveway of his former home.

[Guest]

He's already laid the groundwork with his "muh shattered confidence behind the wheel!" tweets to force Miles to come pick him up. That's where this is headed.

[RedLine]

Yea, I don't think Spoony can handle the drive, Miles will have to do it for him.

[Guest]

Maybe he can get Scarlett to come give him a ride.

[Complicity]

Maybe he can get Scarlett's bull to come give his ass a ride.