Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Newhalf]

And for God's sake, don't jump off the bridge!
It would take ages to clean up your carcass!

[veris leta facies]

Tried to reach out to friends? Don't you have a Significant Other? Not that significant though that you could reach out to him with your suicidal thoughts? Oh yeah, he doesn't give a shit about you eventhough you tag him on every tweet you make.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Wasn't she saying 4 days ago that everything was great because of something @TheSpoonyOne said on Twitter? That sure lasted, didn't it?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She needs a constant intake of motivational tweets by Spoony, lest her beautiful and unique flame of hope starts to die out.

[Guest]

idk, last time his replies to her had the effect of a faith healer, she threw down her crutches and began to walk again... and then fell down a couple days later. This time she's screaming for pain pills. I think both disasters coincide with one of his Twitter vacations, don't they?

[Le Redditeur]

Gee, is almost like her mom is absolutely right and her Spoony obsession is not only retarded, but downright dangerous and actually causing her physical harm.

[mad bum]

And for God's sake, don't jump off the bridge!
It would take ages to clean up your carcass!

[Sieg Zeon]

[GitGud]

And for God's sake, don't jump off the bridge!
It would take ages to clean up your carcass!

You saw the pictures ofthat whale exploding on a flatbed truck. Shit was amazing. Imagen her fat ass reach termal velocity and hitting the ground. People around would vaporize from the blastwave and for generations to come they would tell the story of some unnamed terror group that exploded a small termonuclear device in downtown vancover..

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(Also for generations to come kids would find these strange pieces of bone while playing.)