DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

Have his paypigs sent him a PS5 and XBOX whatever its called yet?

Probably two of each, so the King Pigorach doesn't risk going out of his intense routine of putting his smelly vest and spinning on his chair for bitcheeers and Paypal tips in case one of them is faulty.

[Guest]

>Fill actually wanted a PS5
It's the little things that make me want him dead.

[Angelfire Memes]

Phil is the most boring cunt on earth. He refuses to play anything except the most normie shit. He won't touch what he considers niche stuff, even if it's a huge title like Hollow Night. Occasionally his fans will whine so much that he'll pick up a JRPG or something, but he'll just complain he isn't getting the views.

He'll buy the next gen consoles and just play Call of Duty and AAA shit.

[Kugelfisch]

He claims non-AAA games just don't get enough views, only to be ultra salty when one blows up on twitch.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I remember when console launches were a big deal. Now I could give less than two shits about either them. I didn't know until today that one was being launched.

[Salmonella]

He's convinced that playing AAA releases on day one and giving his impressions on them is why people like him. I however guarantee if all he played was platformers and fighting games he'd have a larger audience because those are what makes him throw temper tantrums.

The only time I find him tolerable is when he's getting his shit kicked in at a fighting game, and then he's only tolerable because its funny watching a guy that smug who calls himself a "pro fighting game player" get his ass handed to him by random people online.

[mad bum]

Console launches haven't been exciting since the PS2 era.

[Kugelfisch]

Microsoft's naming convention makes it even harder to give a shit. I have no clue what the last two iterations of the Xbox are called, can't tell them apart and don't care to.

[Guest]

Normalfags will make sure the console industry doesn't die the death it should.

[rabidtictac]

People want to see him play shit that makes him rage and stamp his little hooves in frustration. If he played classic nes, gb, gba and snes games all day, people would tune in to see that if the games were hard. Imagine Fill trying to beat castlevania 3 all routes. He savestated about once per nanosecond when fighting dracula in CV Bloodlines on the genesis mini. Then raged at his chat calling him out.

https://youtu.be/AumK9D48QLc?t=655

He ragequit nigga gaiden 1 back in the day and he only played Begga Man with guides in his lap. He played those games "blind" yet fought every SINGLE boss in correct weakness order and used the right weakness against all of them. Very obvious he cheated like fuck. Then he'd say some shit like "that boss was easy" after he used the weakness and tanked damage.



He got turbo super mad at Shinobi of all things. Shinobi and Streets of Rage 2. Both games I would hardly say are absurdly hard or anything. SoR2 in particular (he ragequit it and ranted about how hard the game was) is very easy to get quite far on 1 life with little practice.