Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:47 pm

What voice said, plus he's genuinely socially naive and doesn't realise how telling that story makes him look.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:32 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:47 pm
 What voice said, plus he's genuinely socially naive and doesn't realise how telling that story makes him look.
He knows, he's just desperate for the "nice guy displaying openness as a man" schtick to work because he has nothing else and it's how he copes. He can't fight, looks and sounds like Smeagle, and has never had sex with any human much less a woman.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:37 pm

CIANigger wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:32 pm
 He can't fight, looks and sounds like Smeagle, and has never had sex with any human much less a woman.
Don't make him sound so relatable.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:38 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:37 pm
CIANigger wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:32 pm
 He can't fight, looks and sounds like Smeagle, and has never had sex with any human much less a woman.
Don't make him sound so relatable.
Any similarities between yourself and FilmBrain are pure coincidence. Plus, I'm sure your mom doesn't wish she'd swallowed you!
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Newhalf » Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:07 pm

Smeagle is the guy who turned into Gollum yeah?
Suppose that kind of fits.. If we're generous. Gollum had a much more pleasant voice though. It was calmer and quieter even when agitated.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:57 pm

He was also corrupted by powerful magic and is hundreds of years old. Buck Cuck didn't even got to 30 with his hair intact.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:40 pm

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:57 pm
 Buck Cuck didn't even got to 30 with his hair intact.
But he did keep his virginity.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:46 pm

It is easy to keep that which you cannot lose.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:28 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:40 pm
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 09, 2020 9:57 pm
 Buck Cuck didn't even got to 30 with his hair intact.
But he did keep his virginity.
That was easier for him than breathing.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:30 pm

When he gets his wizard powers Buck will kill himself when the hair grow spell doesn't work.
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