Movie Thread

[Guest]

Would I be considered a traitor?

Only if you liked Dark Fate.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why is so she fucking cute?

It's the mismatched eyes.

[Moe Bitches]

Would I be considered a traitor?

Only if you liked Dark Fate.

Not even the first few minutes got me.

[Guest]

I will say this about Dark Fate: the CG de-aging of face mapping or whatever they did on Linda Hamilton and Furlong at the beginning was excellent, and so much better than the shit they did to Leia in Disney Wars.

Take that toxic males:



Lol, that thumbnail:



And Rise of Rey Palpatine cost like $300 million too.

[Guest]

Disney get's the least talented people in any given field and then pays out the ass for them. Isn't capeshit animated in fucking India?

[Guest]

Look at dat ass!

I also just learned from the comments that the setting suns form into BB-8 at the end because JJ thought that was funny.

[Le Redditeur]

Jew-Jew Penis Nose would be very funny in a gas chamber.

[Guest]

Look at dat ass!

I also just learned from the comments that the setting suns form into BB-8 at the end because JJ thought that was funny.

>Who are you?
>Rey.
>"Rey" who?
>Rey Skywalker.

I'm starting to think COVID-19 wasn't a complete mistake. It was a blessing in disguise to punish Hollywood and the talentless hacks behind it. Fuck them all. Just fuck them all.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I also just learned from the comments that the setting suns form into BB-8 at the end because JJ thought that was funny.

That's probably another mystery box, considering that retarded sith dagger with the outlines of a crumbling space superweapon.

[veris leta facies]

Ooohh! Ooooohhh!!!! She's a SKYWALKER!! "The rise of Skywalker" it was all about her! How biutiful! The twin suns, I get the reference! This calculated corporate product touches my consoomer heart deeply.