Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Singh'sSpot]

If Trump wins and Biden loses he still won morally or sum shit like that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Prediction time: if Trump gets re-elected , Spoony will tweet how he can't bring himself to leave his bed 'cause life has no meaning no more.
If Biden wins, he can't bring himself to leave the bed 'cause no president could ever fill the void left by April.

[Guest]

I can guarantee you she doesn't have any STDs.

Why not?
Maybe she collects used condoms and does things with them.

That one kid on Mr. Belvedere got AIDS from a blood transfusion.

[Guest]

The wishlist is being updated again. He clearly wants to attract an April replacement with a new rotary tool.

[Guest]

A rotary tool is clearly a necessity when you're going to be living in a converted garage

[Some Sick Fuck]

Guestfag, did you just create a new list for a dumb joke? I sure won't be looking for the actual Spoony's wishlist, but there is no way king Spoony would invest his valuable time to remove all the toys he already had on it.

[Guest]

He's probably promised his family he'll stop ebegging as part of the arrangement to come home.

[Guest]

I can guarantee you she doesn't have any STDs.

Why not?
Maybe she collects used condoms and does things with them.

That one kid on Mr. Belvedere got AIDS from a blood transfusion.

The blood transfusion excuse was all the rage back then because nobody wanted to admit they got jackhammered up the shitter by a twink.

[Guest]

Another political expert, apparently.

This tweet did not age well

[Le Redditeur]

Yeah, but, at the end of the day, a close victory is as good as a landslide.