Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Election analyst Spoony is worst Spoony

For our Germanfags, Texas is a Democrat honeypot, almost every election for the last 30 years they've convinced themselves they can win, they pour HUGE resources into it and it ends up with even the Mexicans hating their guts. In 2013 they spent tens of millions on a shitlib woman who lied about her white trash background (ahm jes like yew!) and lost by 20 points. Then came ¡Beto! who still lost despite running against a guy with negative charisma in Ted Cruz.

And of course:



They could spend the money doing real damage in a place like Arizona, Florida, Ohio or North Carolina, but instead every year they set tens of millions on fire trying this.

[Newhalf]

Thanks for explaining this to me. It's kind of the vibe I got but interesting to hear it put like that.
Look, I know Spoony would find something new to constantly whine about even with no Drumpf in the White House but he's certainly more annoying when he talks about politics as if he knew anything about it.
At least his April whining.. is still pretty bad, but it seems at least even his only mildly retarded fans at least push back on that, unlike his "amazing" political takes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This time, my friend, this time, Texas will flip. For realz

[casual pleb]

I'm just waiting for all the tears to pour after Trump wins again, gonna be pretty spectacular, I imagine.

[Guest]

I don't think he can (will) drive himself to Arizona. He is planted. He is going to make Miles come pick him up, load some random things into a u-haul, and take him all the way back home.

And here we have the master bedroom. Just ignore the passed out guy. Think of him just as more furniture for free! It's like a deal. I think he used to host some call in show or something. He can probably tell you about it when he wakes up. well, if he wakes up.

...And there's also a dog. Did I tell you the house comes with a free dog? We call her "Spots".

[Guest]

Tonight on HogWatch!

Hog calls herself a "worrywart". Self conscious depreciating humour? Blissfully ignorant characterisation? You decide.

Other roommate bad. Me good.

That's all for today. Stay tuned for all news Warthog.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

• Is she seriously worried that her HikkiNEET idol is gonna get harmed in what I assume to be street brawls between Antifa and Right-Wing Death Squads?
• does her other rommate actually have a party?
• if so, are they actually rowdy, or is she just jealous cause that roommate seems to be getting along with his or her family?
• if they are actually rowdy, why aren't you doing something about it?

[wulfenlord]

This has either to be a government-aided assisted-living program (if something like that exists in Leafland), or Ol' Worrywart is lying once again, because like the Warrior-princess-necklace-wearing coward that she is she will not have confronted the roommate to even verify that they are drinking. Somehow I don't trust her credibility about anything, I feel it in my wart...

[rabidtictac]

Texas being tied is a result of faggot commiefornians immigrating after pricing themselves out of their home state.

[Angelfire Memes]

The other roommate is old enough to have a son who she can get high with? Definitely some sort of assisted housing.