I mean.....That's essentially what a submissive does, and they say they subs have the real control in a bdsm type setting because you essentially give what THEY want, the dominant just may happen to enjoy it as well.SpoonyOne?SpoonyDone wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:20 amThe irony of the whole thing is that, despite all the rape fantasy, she probably wants to be the one in control the entire time. I doubt she likes the idea of someone else controlling what is HER fantasy, and probably just wants someone to play the part to a tee, rather than really take control. It might explain why she does nothing but indulge in her own fantasies, when she has unrealistic desires like that, and Spoony just exists to fund those desires (or once did, anyway). This was a woman who didn't have sex until the age of 29, so I'd wager she just always preferred fantasy over reality.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:31 pmShe should get into Second Life. The fake gay pretty boy fantasy furry avatars in that one can at least have sex with her elf OC.
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Mad Bum, I almost posted that exact thing. Subs get off on being the ones who hold the actual power, from what I hear. They get to feel helpless without actually being helpless. Or some shit.
April just needs to get herself a gimp suit and teach Brad from MKE the basics of domming and she'll be good to go.
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This shit sounds dumbrabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:07 amMad Bum, I almost posted that exact thing. Subs get off on being the ones who hold the actual power, from what I hear. They get to feel helpless without actually being helpless. Or some shit.
April just needs to get herself a gimp suit and teach Brad from MKE the basics of domming and she'll be good to go.
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I assume the steady diet of Funyuns, Mountain Dew, microwave burritos, meds, and gin combined with never going outside and having an erratic sleep schedule has given Spoony erectile dysfunction and left him with zero sex drive.Cuckson wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 4:31 amI wonder when was the last time sploons got laid....
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The only way Spoony would fuck is if April got on top and at this point she probably doesn't give enough of a shit to bother.
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If a fetish isn't absolutely disgusting, it's probably just silly.Charlar wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:26 amThis shit sounds dumbrabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:07 amMad Bum, I almost posted that exact thing. Subs get off on being the ones who hold the actual power, from what I hear. They get to feel helpless without actually being helpless. Or some shit.
April just needs to get herself a gimp suit and teach Brad from MKE the basics of domming and she'll be good to go.
The only boners he probably gets anymore are rage boners, and he appears to be even too lazy for that.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:43 amI assume the steady diet of Funyuns, Mountain Dew, microwave burritos, meds, and gin combined with never going outside and having an erratic sleep schedule has given Spoony erectile dysfunction and left him with zero sex drive.Cuckson wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 4:31 amI wonder when was the last time sploons got laid....
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Trump consistently gives him his rage boners. Spoony owes Trump a debt of gratitude for that.
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Maybe April should cosplay as Trump? Would that work out in bed?
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Implying that Spoony sleeps in a bed...

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I picture Spoony getting "rage diarrhea" or "rage sleep for 12 hours" over rage boners.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:10 pmTrump consistently gives him his rage boners. Spoony owes Trump a debt of gratitude for that.
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