Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Sieg Zeon]

Katanas mix better with fedoras.

And fingerless gloves. They give +1 draw speed.

They also tell you just how deep to go when exploring your rival’s butthole.

[MegaNigger]

Only if you can challenge women as well.

Just remember that after you win the fights still not over as you have to immediately whirl around 180 degrees and shiv the cuck running up from behind.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Katanas mix better with fedoras.

And fingerless gloves. They give +1 draw speed.

They also tell you just how deep to go when exploring your rival’s butthole.

I think you need longer gloves for that.

Cops also don't randomly body search people

As long as you're *white*.

[Sieg Zeon]

Only if you can challenge women as well.

Just remember that after you win the fights still not over as you have to immediately whirl around 180 degrees and shiv the cuck running up from behind.

Exactly, most women don’t fight their own battles. They get other people do to it for them. In case of such duels you can pick three teammates for a brawl. Choose me, I’m not afraid to go for the groin.

[Newhalf]

a screwdriver

Also an "offensive weapon" under bong law.

Yeah, that figures. I'm not in Bongland or I wouldn't even be allowed to carry a broken pencil.

[Sieg Zeon]

a screwdriver

Also an "offensive weapon" under bong law.

Yeah, that figures. I'm not in Bongland or I wouldn't even be allowed to carry a broken pencil.

What’s the fine for using a nigger knife broken bottle to defend yourself?

[veris leta facies]

Also an "offensive weapon" under bong law.

Yeah, that figures. I'm not in Bongland or I wouldn't even be allowed to carry a broken pencil.

What’s the fine for using a nigger knife broken bottle to defend yourself?

In Bongland? Electric chair, probably.

[Guest]

Katanas mix better with fedoras.

Too soon, the Light Rail Avenger is still mourned in these parts.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The worst part is that I can't tell if that is parody or real.

[Vaporwear]

The worst part is that I can't tell if that is parody or real.

The Light Rail Avenger is straight up a real thing. A few years ago that turbo-autist weaboo white boy with delusions of being a samurai ninja master swordsmen broke up a random fight in a subway by pulling out his piece of shit sword and dick waving it around. I guess doing that is legal cause he wasn’t arrested, and instead earned his 15 minutes of fame with a couple TV interviews.

He died in a kayaking accident. Was gonna teach some jailbait slut the art of his “swordsmanship”, but I guess the Spirits of the River or whatever were total SJWs and weren’t cool with some underaged pussy getting broken in by a dude twice her age. True story bro Rest In Peace Light Rail you stopped a fight and almost got trim from jailbait, clearly you did some good in the world after all, unlike that useless piece of shit Auli, who’s best known for being a mascot for this shitty forum.