Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

If I'm invited to an exclusive hunt on a private island, I expect to be hunting people not animals.

[GitGud]

But if you would land her only with primal harpoons in the open waters of norway, yoz would be the hero of the village.....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagen being invited to a Manhunt on some island by some rich motherfucker. You can make up your tatget between some trees. You line up your shot, get a solid hit and go in to collect your head, only to find a wild boar dressed um in human cloths. At this point you think that your prey lured you in a trap, but then the rich guy shows up and tells you that the thing you shot was indeed human....and that they used her because no one gives a shit about some Pig looking creature they pulled of the street.

Man is the most dangerous game... sometimes.

If I'm invited to an exclusive hunt on a private island, I expect to be hunting people not animals.

That, and orgies of questionable legality.

That Slaton monster has a boyfriend and they have sex, apparently. Niggers truly would fuck anything.

Good god, i guess i was wrong when i said there are no men who would fuck Spergling's wife.

I call bullshit on both accounts. Deathfats are liars by nature, and tales of their wild sex life are especially dubious thanks to that this stuff being physically impossible for them.

[rabidtictac]

Any sex beyond oral and handjobs isn't happening with an obeast, period. Once they get above around 300 pounds, sex becomes impossible.

[GitGud]

Any sex beyond oral and handjobs isn't happening with an obeast, period. Once they get above around 300 pounds, sex becomes impossible.

But they have sooooooo many pleasure folds to fuck. A Hambeast fuckfest. Like when dog pups are getting their milk from mommy. Now replace the mom dog with some over fat chicka on the ground, and the pups with four dudes with rock hard dicks, ramming them in any fold they can find...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Great, now I'm picturing it like one of those slime girls you can just fuck anywhere on her body.

[GitGud]

Great, now I'm picturing it like one of those slime girls you can just fuck anywhere on her body.

Because you can. And if you ram it in hard enoght, it may tickle her special parts....and then she likes it too....

[Angelfire Memes]

Sooner or later any fattie thread turns into HAMS. Absolutely disgusting.

[casual pleb]

That Slaton monster has a boyfriend and they have sex, apparently. Niggers truly would fuck anything.

Good god, i guess i was wrong when i said there are no men who would fuck Spergling's wife.

I call bullshit on both accounts. Deathfats are liars by nature, and tales of their wild sex life are especially dubious thanks to that this stuff being physically impossible for them.

I mean, they showed the nigger on the show and he apparently drove for 5 hours or smthng just to meet the beast. Then again it's on TLC, so he might just be a paid actor.

[Moe Bitches]

It's TLC. There's a guarantee it's bullshit.