Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Ovafaze]

slipped in a piss puddle of her own making

[Newhalf]

My word, she's exactly like those really old grannies living alone. Highly accident prone and breaking about every possible bone whenever they fall.
That apartment must smell something vile and require a deep cleaning the likes I have never seen once she is wheeled out feet first some day in the near future.

[Guest]

Accidents, falls, muh crutches, it's all bullshit to feed her addiction

This bitch would through herself down the stairs just to get dem painkillers

[rabidtictac]

Fat bitch likely tripped. Maybe she was smashed.

Makes sense. I like how her solution is to watch a spoony video. As if she wouldn't have done that no matter what. Obsessed bitch.

Accidents, falls, muh crutches, it's all bullshit to feed her addiction

This bitch would through herself down the stairs just to get dem painkillers

Yeah, isn't it interesting how she always has a personal crisis? People who are like that aren't normal. They're usually borderlines and insane nutters. Even in desperate times, a normal person will seek to create stability and a new normal. They will not share embarrassing, stressful situations with complete strangers. But borderlines crave attention and validation. I'm still very suspicious about what the exact nature of her medical problems are. It smells like bullshit to me.

[Guest]

LIFE COMES AT YOU PRETTY FAST, Version 2.0:

Sunday, 3am: SPOONY SAVES! THROW DOWN THOSE CRUTCHES AND FEEL THE LORD'S GRACE!

11 hours later: lol I fell and fractured half of my bones:

[Guest]

Accidents, falls, muh crutches, it's all bullshit to feed her addiction

This bitch would through herself down the stairs just to get dem painkillers

Well she's not complaining about food anymore...

[GitGud]

Because her body is like that kids play slime, and she absorbed enought dirt from the floor to sate her hunger for a week. The crumps, dryed roaches and flys are slowly absorbed as we speak

[veris leta facies]

Spoony truly is Jesus, he feeds his craving followers in need with his wisdom and validation, and makes disabled ogres walk again without crutches (until they fall into their own piss). Ave Sanctus Spoony, ora pro nobis.

[Sieg Zeon]

Spoony becomes a faith healer and scams more people out of their money when?

[Newhalf]

Never. That's too much effort.