Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[The Thirst Is Real]

I hope Brad notices how this thread goes dead if Laura is not on screen...

I hate the eating videos with Brad, but I do enjoy how the innuendo tickles my thirst.
"I didn't know it would be so big", "I don't know if I can fit it all", "Just like our honeymoon", "I'd fuck me"... well, that last one was no innuendo.

If I were 15% more thirsty and did not have a day job, I would cut together one of these crossover videos, where you have a woman giving double entendres on half the screen and a sex video of her or a lookalike on the other half.
Thank god I am employed.

[Rushy]

She seems kinda ditzy(in a good way) and Brad looks like he's still trying to convince himself that he actually managed to snag her

[Laura's Tits]

Can't tell if the reason she's only been in 2 videos in the last 6-7 months is because the simps got out of control or because she went back to work. Either way, she's cut back on the cleavage.

[Sieg Zeon]

I hope Brad notices how this thread goes dead if Laura is not on screen...

I hate the eating videos with Brad, but I do enjoy how the innuendo tickles my thirst.
"I didn't know it would be so big", "I don't know if I can fit it all", "Just like our honeymoon", "I'd fuck me"... well, that last one was no innuendo.

If I were 15% more thirsty and did not have a day job, I would cut together one of these crossover videos, where you have a woman giving double entendres on half the screen and a sex video of her or a lookalike on the other half.
Thank god I am employed.

Note to self, get you fired. It’s for the greater good.

One chip challenge? Man Laura’s asshole is gonna be burning harder than the time Moe got his $100 tier reward.

[Moe Bitches]

I actually had to look up his Paymetons (I don't have an account but I might open my own eventually) just for curiosity's sake and this nigga has the audacity to not only have a $100 tier but also;
A Midnight Screenings Request
Limited (18 of 20 remaining)
$100
PER MONTH
Access to everything in previous rewards plus:
-Pick an episode of Midnight Screenings! Choose 2 people from the regular cast and which movie you would like them to review for the show!
We have the right to pass on a certain movie. Cinema Snob episode requests will return on a later date.

Lol.

[Sieg Zeon]

I actually had to look up his Paymetons (I don't have an account but I might open my own eventually) just for curiosity's sake and this nigga has the audacity to not only have a $100 tier but also;
A Midnight Screenings Request
Limited (18 of 20 remaining)
$100
PER MONTH
Access to everything in previous rewards plus:
-Pick an episode of Midnight Screenings! Choose 2 people from the regular cast and which movie you would like them to review for the show!
We have the right to pass on a certain movie. Cinema Snob episode requests will return on a later date.

Lol.

“Regular cast”

And nice clause Brad, you know you want me to pay you to review Birth of a Nation.

[Guest]

Cinema Snob episode requests will return on a later date.

As a loyal patron I can tell you that it’s been a “later date” for a few years now.

[AngryCrow]

Just to make it clear. Anyone who is not mentally able to get a rise out of these neanderthals without tipping 50cents, is a top contender for why 1st degree incest is bad.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

As a loyal patron I can tell you that it’s been a “later date” for a few years now.

Lots of wild content, coming soon!

[Salmonella]

Every time I see how much money these losers are making for their low effort trash it makes me want to start a youtube channel and ramble about whatever with big neon green money signs in the background.