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Sieg Zeon · Post by **Sieg Zeon** » Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:05 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:32 pm
Wow I can't believe that isn't a Jordan Peele movie.

It’s from the people who brought you Get Out so I assume he had a hand in it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:13 am

It was all a dream!... about the casting couch. Poor wahmen!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:11 pm

Just watched Ava, and my god it was so aggressively mediocre I honestly thought Netflix made it. Even if you're super simpy for Jessica Chastain, skip it. The fights are ass, the story is the same generic betrayed assassin gaylord shit we've seen for twenty years now, and the fights are really, really ass. I honestly don't know why anyone wanted to be involved with this.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:21 pm

All the "yass queen slay" and "greatest song ever" comments really do remind me that we are at the end of civilization.

Generic music video generics. Movie looks like ass, and I'm guessing the ugly French girl is really Bond's sister, or maybe a clone or robot or something since the trailers keep trying to hype up some gay-ass twist involving her and the gaylord Dr. No wannabe.

Christ, I wish the Bond series would just die and go away. Never thought I'd say that, but here we are.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:24 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:11 pm
Just watched Ava, and my god it was so aggressively mediocre I honestly thought Netflix made it. Even if you're super simpy for Jessica Chastain, skip it. The fights are ass, the story is the same generic betrayed assassin gaylord shit we've seen for twenty years now, and the fights are really, really ass. I honestly don't know why anyone wanted to be involved with this.

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Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:37 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:11 pm
Just watched Ava

>Ava
>Tenet

Is 2020 the Year Of The Palindrome Thriller or something?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:28 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:24 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:11 pm
Just watched Ava, and my god it was so aggressively mediocre I honestly thought Netflix made it. Even if you're super simpy for Jessica Chastain, skip it. The fights are ass, the story is the same generic betrayed assassin gaylord shit we've seen for twenty years now, and the fights are really, really ass. I honestly don't know why anyone wanted to be involved with this.
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You think this is 2008 or something? There is a hilariously lame fight between Colin Farrell and John Malkovich, though.

Post by **Liar Revealed** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:59 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:21 pm
Christ, I wish the Bond series would just die and go away. Never thought I'd say that, but here we are.

That should have happened when the cold war ended.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:59 pm

Bond delayed to April. Pretty sure that makes it a longer gap between movies than LTK to Goldeneye.

Post by **rabidtictac** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 11:51 pm

Fuck NuBond anyway. Last good Bond movie was probably Goldeneye.

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