Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

Yeah, sure, that's nice that he got a new room, but right away, his fucking green screen suuuucks!

Pedro is trying in his own way, but he's just a different blend of utter incompetence. What the fuck good is a new setup for him, when the effects of that green screen look even worse than before? I mean seriously, why the fuck? The footage is still blurry and shit, probably because he's still using camera from 2000, with software from 2010 and knowledge from who knows where. It's either that, or he's just as technologically retarded as AVGN. Or his "editors", whoever that is, I'm not sure if he edits his own reviews at least anymore...



This is the highest quality? The image would look better if he just shot it on a fucking smartphone...

As a comparison, I like to pull out an example I've already used in the past, when someone cares, and cares to learn how to do greenscreen properly:



I guess actually investing money in what Pedro does for living is unthinkable! If you can't tell any difference and any improvement and it still looks like he's stuck in 2010, then what's the point, just making his autistic fanbase think that he cares? What a scumbag.

[Moe Bitches]

Speaking of being stuck in 2010, wonder what Dog Walker is up to.
Also that shit looks like the Amazing Bulk.

[Newhalf]

Ok, someone post a screenshot of

as a reply and congratulate him for his achievement, please

Now I'm kinda curious about liquid streams but I can only assume they wouldn't be anywhere close to my expectations.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only thing fitting would be The Best Of Spoony Russian Fan Dubs, streamed 24/7.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Speaking of being stuck in 2010, wonder what Dog Walker is up to.
Also that shit looks like the Amazing Bulk.

Strangely enough, either blacklisted by youtube's alghorhytm, or youtube has a problem with the word critic.



As for him, he has a dirty wall and a better camera than José (or knows how to focus the lens), but both still upload just in 1080p. Now I remember his green screen being shit too, but he doesn't use it in his newer videos (oddly reasonable choice), so I don't have a comparison.

[Kugelfisch]

Why would Doge upload in anything over 1080p? 4k is a total waste for anything that isn't bideo james.

[Some Sick Fuck]

To look sharp on bigger displays? To make it look good in the future, when 4K becomes standard? (I'm taking in general, not like NC has any future, or that anyone should be looking at his older videos in 5 years.) Also, youtube apparently renders 4K videos in better quality on lower resolutions compared to if you just upload in 1080p.

If you make something you cared about, it's good to upload it in the highest quality you can. That obviously doesn't apply to the likes of Douche, Pedro and others. You see the difference between bigger channels that actively follow trends and those that are stuck in a time loop.

[Rushy]

Yeah, sure, that's nice that he got a new room, but right away, his fucking green screen suuuucks!

To be fair, he says in the video that this review wasn't made in the new room, but the next one will be.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Oh, I see. I didn't give him a chance to talk. Well, let's see if anything will improve. I'm confident that it will not, because that potentially better footage will still go through the same shitty editing methods he's using. And what a cocksucker to show off the room and then saying it's not going to be used for a current video! Why not wait and introduce it and also show it off in the same video?

[Guest]

To look sharp on bigger displays? To make it look good in the future, when 4K becomes standard? (I'm taking in general, not like NC has any future, or that anyone should be looking at his older videos in 5 years.) Also, youtube apparently renders 4K videos in better quality on lower resolutions compared to if you just upload in 1080p.

If you make something you cared about, it's good to upload it in the highest quality you can. That obviously doesn't apply to the likes of Douche, Pedro and others. You see the difference between bigger channels that actively follow trends and those that are stuck in a time loop.

Why would anyone want to watch that in 4K? Only thing worth watching at the resolution is Kinky Dope.