Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

The Saga of the December 2014 Cards Against Humanity Game:

He should have just sent nudes.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I wish that site had archived all the shitposts that others made on his Patreon.

[rabidtictac]

If I owe you something please remind me again

I find it hilarious that there was ever a period of his life where he said this or anything like it. He's been reminded of his obligations endlessly and it has never once convinced him to actually do shit.

[da PAC Nigguh]

If I owe you something please remind me again

I find it hilarious that there was ever a period of his life where he said this or anything like it.

It's widely believed that April wrote the notorious "Wild content, coming soon" post. She may have been posting everything all along.

[Guest]

If I owe you something please remind me again

I find it hilarious that there was ever a period of his life where he said this or anything like it.

It's widely believed that April wrote the notorious "Wild content, coming soon" post. She may have been posting everything all along.

Yeah, this sounds like her too:

Sorry again. 2015-10-30 13:16

I wanted to say I'm sorry for missing yet another of my self-imposed deadlines. I was hoping to have a Black Hole of Board Games episode ready by Halloween, and circumstances have made that impossible. I'm recording more Counter Monkies over the next week to make up for it.

Actually, I was going to record a bunch last week, but illness between myself and April has been pretty bad. My bipolar has flared up with a vengeance and I've started new medication (Abilify). We're optimistic that this will help a lot. With psychiatric medication, oftentimes treatments have to evolve.


Anyway, I'm sorry again. I understand your reluctance to continue supporting the show in light of these absurd delays. All I can say is that the reviews are coming, and hope that you trust they'll be worth the wait. I just ask for one more chance before you give up on the ol' Spoonster. It'll be worth it.

Thank you again, with all my heart. You're what keeps me going, and my life is devoted to making you all laugh and adding a little brightness to each day.

[Guest]

As pathetic as April is, even she was too good for the likes of him.

He is less than nothing.

[Guest]

The lower he falls, the greater the comeback!

Year of the Spoony is coming!

[Guest]

It was always April's fault!

Movie commentaries 2015-01-01 10:15
This is a little awkward.

I think April is nervous about getting behind the microphone for the movie commentaries. It seems like every week I'm nagging her about it, but I just can't pull her in front of the TV to do them. I don't want to throw her under the bus, as she has work like everyone else, but I desperately want to get these done, and I am MONTHS BEHIND. And I really want to do them! They're fun!

Problem is, the stated reward *is* a commentary with myself and April, not just me. There are lots and lots of people who have commentaries coming, so this is a big deal! Is it all right if the commentary is recorded by myself, or do you definitely want April in there? It's fine either way. She's doing them at last, but I can do more without always having to trick her into my room with shiny things.

But wow-ee-wow, how to handle this. God, I'm so far behind, it seems insurmountable. But the only way to do it is to do it. Well, I think what I'll do is start e-mailing the people who come up on my list and ask them which they'd prefer. April will be fine either way. She has fun, it's just hard to resist the siren call of Dragon Age, as it is for all of us.

Clearly she wasn't writing his patreon the entire time

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>accusing her of being too lazy to help produce quality content

Projecting like a mofo as always.

Year of the Spoony is coming!

He might bend, but he will not break.

[Angelfire Memes]

Wow, she wouldn't help your miserable ass with your Patreon goals after working all day at a real job, such sickening emotional abuse.